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Blonde Girl Attempts To Pole Dance, Fails

When it comes to pole dancing, we think every chick deserves a fair shot to show off her skills. The star of this video, however single-handily set aspiring blonde strippers back around 10 years for her piss-poor acrobatic talents. We also can’t co-sign her choice of song: The 1999 smash-hit Say My Name by Destiny’s Child. Laugh hard, at her falling hard after the jump. Ouch.

Call of Duty 4’s Gun Shots Remixed Into Song

Although it’s a bit too techno-y for our sensibilities, this dude does get props for originality and unfettered video game nerdniness. Basically, some guy named Serpento made this whole song entirely out of the various gun shot sound effects from famed first person shoot ‘em upper Call of Duty 4. Apparently there’s either a market for gun music or a whole lot of ‘Call’ fans with the full loaded clip already hitting over 250,000 views on Break alone.

News Trucks Race To and At the Scene

Check out this clip of two live news trucks—complete with antenna and all their gear—racing at a local drag strip in El Paso. The newsies were covering a story about a fatal drag racing crash the night before and figured—for god knows what reason—that it would be a fairly good idea for the competing stations to race the trucks on that same strip to the delight of crowd. Looks like CBS affiliate KDBC-TV beat out rival ABC affiliate KVIA-TV by at least a few car lengths. Read more about the media madness here.

Terry Richardson Molesting Kermit the Frog Video

Now that you’ve seen the Kermit vs Supreme ad campaign, we’re sure many of you are just dying to see some of the behind the scenes footage from the photo shoot that made it all possible. Here’s the clip of Terry Richardson shooting and then embracing the green-skinned Muppet like it was just another one of his submissive muses. If alive, we’re pretty sure Jim Henson would be so proud to see his prized kid-loving creation cavorting with the likes of Terry—especially after peeping this (A3).

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These Women Don’t Drag Their Heels

We don’t know how many twisted ankles this race caused, but watch as 150 women run down the streets of Amsterdam’s fashion district in their stilettos. Contestants were required to wear heels with a minimum height of at least 3.5 inches and run 380 yards as part of some sick annual race sponsored by Glamour magazine. And with prize money totaling $15,000, it’s no wonder they’re so ruthless. Fox reports, “At the start there was a lot of pushing, you really get elbowed over,” said Fauve Stukje, 18.

“Wanted” Trailer

We’re sure you’ve heard about it by now and probably even saw the making of, but here’ the official trailer for “Wanted,” the new action packed thriller directed by Timur Bekmambetov, starring Angelina Jolie, Morgan Freeman, James McAvoy, and Common. The movie is about a young slacker—played by James McAvoy—who gets inducted into a secret society of assassins under the tutelage of a very hot and fearless mentor—played by Angelina Jolie. Lucky man. Although it was slated for a March release, it’s been pushed back till June 27th, so enjoy this bit of Angelia for now.

Max Koch’s Impersonation of Tony Soprano Is Entertaining, Insightful

There’s no denying this guy. Pro impersonator Max Koch (pronounced “Cook”) hits Tony Soprano right on the head with his impersonation of the don while adding his own personal touches, noting how the real Tony doesn’t even have a beard, and how he’s going to post this video on YouTube, only to get whacked in the comments. Press play. If you liked that, don’t miss his second Soprano’s installment of a beyond the grave Christopher Maltisanti chatting it up with the boss after the jump.

Armoire Attacks Webcam Girl

At first glance this might look like another one of those mindless but fun, hip gyrating videos that guys love to gawk at and waste precious company minutes with. However, as you’ll see, things end up absolutely disastrous when she tries to pull of some sort of dance move that’s more fitting for a stripper pole, but probably not so much a dangling green scarf on a wobbly armoire.

ESPN Profiles The Jordan Series

On the heels of the Stealth XX3’s that were released Saturday morning, ESPN took an in-depth look at the iconic Jordan series. Check the video that features commentary from Spike Lee, Barack Obama Tinker Hatfield, Chris Paul and more.

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