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Spring is definitely in full swing, and you know what that means: it’s time to pollinate. But how do you get your ladyfriend in the mood for a wild lovemaking marathon after a cold winter filled with hurried, under-the-covers sex?
To answer this question, we teamed up with Complex columnist/G4 hostess with the mostess Olivia Munn to examine the effectiveness of various supposed “aphrodisiacs.” Should you give your girl chocolate to eat, or maybe some Viagra? Should she drink vegetable juice or some Spanish Fly? Will doing yoga get her hotter than watching porn? We analyze all these methods and more.
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It’s a not-totally-unhappy day for Guy Ritchie; he’s reportedly agreed to a lump-sum $64 million payoff in order to avoid protracted divorce bickering with Madonna. And sure, it was love once upon a time, but now he’s rocking a smile bigger than his cumulative box-office take. He’s not the only guy who stands to leave a bad relationship with fat pockets, though–so we rounded up 5 of the greatest or (would-be greatest) gold-diggers of all time. Get yourn, Bjorn!
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Man, these porno companies are so creative! It was reported today that X-Play is prepping smut-filled remakes of “The Cosby Show” and “Married With Children.” But this time, Phylicia Rashad, Lisa Bonet and Christina Applegate will be replaced with adult stars who live to get dirty.
X-Play has already found success with titles like Not The Bradys XXX given and Not Bewitched XXX, so this latest news is not a shocker. In fact, the company may be on to something. It seems like with a little tweaking in the casting and the premise of familiar sitcoms, some of our favorite shows could easily get a little more dicer and far more (cough, cough) stimulating. That being said, check out five sitcoms (as well as a bonus list of sitcoms we re-named to fit our needs), that we’d make into pornos…
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December 5, 2008 |
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American people, you have spoken with your ballots, and look what it’s gotten you: a dildo modeled after president-elect Obama. What a proud moment for us all! it’s not the first time a politician–or any public figure, for that matter–has gotten their likeness jacked (no pun intended) for a sex toy.
Hell, 50 Cent used to talk about releasing a dildo of his own, but this is a whole other situation; someone’s getting the shaft here, that’s for sure. Click on for 5 shameful instances of (mostly unauthorized) celeb-themed adult novelties…
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We all know that there’s a price to pay when it comes to engaging in random, unprotected sex. But wouldn’t it be nice to know that the rash/sore/infestation is on its way before you take it back home to wifey? It’s only common courtesy, folks.
The internets have recently been talking about a company called inSPOT that lets you send an e-Card to someone to let them know you might have given them a sexually transmitted disease. Their cards handle the sensitive situation well, but we think we can do better. Next time you’re about to send a BBM that reads “Check your pee hole,” try sending these Complex-endorsed cards instead…
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Ever since women have denied men pussy (a.k.a. “the beginning of time”), we’ve on occasion been forced to find other ways to bust off; for the majority of us, a hand and some lotion is enough (and for our rural friends, the random farm animal). But what to do when you’re sick of jacking off, far from a farm and you really need a nut? Well, you’ve got to get creative, that’s what.
Over the weekend we read the news that a 29-year-old Michigan man was arrested for “receiving dome sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash. A car wash vacuum, huh? Very inventive! We’ll just have to add that to our growing list of inanimate objects that desperate men have sex with.
Click here to see our list of man’s favorite inanimate sex objects…
Lisa Ann as “Serra Paylin” in Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?
Think Sarah Palin is scary? We agree'scary sexy, that is! So of course we’re eagerly awaiting the release of Hustler’s new politico-porno Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? starring VPILF lookalike Lisa Ann. And with the news that shooting had begun this weekend (complete with appearances from Bill Orally, Hilly Clinton and Condi Rice), we got to thinking: What other female politicians would we like to see featured in their own gonzo flick? See our wish list below…
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With wi-fi recently getting rolled out on more and more airlines, it was only a matter of time before sex reared its saggy veined head. And now, a union of air stewards is asking American Airlines to look into blocking porn sites on their planes.
We can’t imagine the kind of person that would actually check out Bang Bros at 30,000 feet'but hey, we’ve been wrong before. At least five times, from the looks of things. Peep the five worst possible places where people have actually tried to watch porn…
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This morning, porn star and vintner Savanna Samson debuted her HOT NEW SINGLE on Howard Stern’s Sirius show. It was totally awesome exactly what you’d imagine: semi-competent singing over a generic dance track.
But that’s not really the point, is it? Porn stars ternt sangas are by no means new; music is usually the second item on an adult performer’s bucket list, just after “appear on Howard Stern” and just before “guest star on Two and A Half Men.” That being said, are you really surprised that we went out and scoured the internets for some of these incredible vocal stylings? Didn’t think so. Check out our round-up of musical porn stars.
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Last night at the Republican National Convention, all eyes (and cameras) were on Bristol Palin, the pregnant 17-year-old daughter of VP candidate Sarah Palin. As if spending the evening surrounded by thousands of morally indignant Republicans wasn’t awkward enough, she was also forced to spend the entire convention holding hands with Levi Johnston, her baby’s father who she is now engaged to.
The Palin clan is continuing the great tradition of the “shotgun wedding,” when a woman (or her family) demands marriage in response to an unplanned pregnancy. Check out some of the most memorable forced unions from the last 500 years.
