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Hillary Clinton Busts Nuts

Obama could tell you Hillary is a major ball-buster, but apparently she’s also a certified nut-cracking machine. The former first lady and aspiring Democratic nominee is bustin’ nuts like it’s her j-o-b, through use of this 9’’ nutcracker that’s being sold at wacky gift e-store Baron Bob for $19.99. You can also get the apparatus (along with Hillary Clinton branded Nuts) at Hillarynutcracker.com, a site that we jacked a hilarious Feel-The-Squeeze video that features a plethora of politicians who have felt the wrath of Hillary’s knack for nut destruction. Check Hillary go crack crack crack after the jump.

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Presidential Candidates Wrestle For The Belt

Amidst weak debates and back-and-forth tussles to take home Pennsylvania’s primary championship belt, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama made time to tap into the WWE’s fan-base for a short P.S.A. Full of past and present WWE clichés, Hillary adopted the wrestling alias of “Hill-Rod” while Obama asked fans if they smell what “Ba-Rock was cookin’.” Republican nominee John McCain also took place in the awkward triple-threat attempt at pleasing the wrestling faithful by not only pronouncing Barack wrong, but also doing the worst rendition of Hulk Hogan’s “Hulkamaniacs” shtick ever. We’re hearing crickets, but see for yourself after the jump.

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Fold Your Own Presidential Candidate Finger Puppets

Understanding the ups and downs of Presidential politics can be difficult in this confusing time, when super-delegates and inexplicable Florida re-votes are all the rage. Thankfully, Fold US Candidate has created easy-to-use finger puppet versions of Obama, Clinton and McCain. Simply print out the template for each candidate, follow the folding instructions and you’ll be holding your own pint-sized debates before you know it. Check out each candidate in its pre-assembled state after the jump.

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It’s Raining…McCain?

If elections were decided by pop culture buzz, Republican candidate John McCain would be dead last. After Barack Obama went viral with a little help from Obama Girl and will.i.am (and Hillary supporters put out their lame attempts), it seemed as if Republicans were still struggling to figure out this whole “U-tube” thing that the kids have been talking about.

Well, thanks to three pleasantly plump ladies known as “McCain Girls,” the straight talk express may be going digital. Check out their remake of the Weather Girls’ “It’s Raining Men,” now called (what else?) “It’s Raining McCain.” Hallelujah!

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Kim Kardashian Endorses Obama

Oprah and Ted Kennedy were cool, but Barack finally seems to have the endorsement we’ve been waiting on…

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Is Eliot Spitzer The New Jerry Springer?

While running for governor of Ohio, the 90s talk show host confessed to prostitution in this TV ad. Could the New York governor’s show on the CW be far behind?

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Bill Clinton: Dems Biggest Donkey Needs A Red Bull

The New York Post caught former President of the United States and current Hillary attack dog, Bill Clinton, taking a little snooze during yesterday’s tribute to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. at the Convent Avenue Baptist Church in Harlem. Too bad Hillary wasn’t around to give Bubba a wake-up elbow. Of course, they don’t seem to do too well with staying awake together in churches. Check this video of the Clintons dozing through Ronald Reagan’s eulogy.

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