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A Little Eye Candy For V-Day

Valentine’s Day has arrived. With it comes the annual scramble for stale chocolates, flowers, Hallmark cards and many a dude’s first, sweaty foray into Victoria’s Secret. (Yo, walk tall, act like you belong and don’t buy anything red unless she requests that shit.) The irony that a day based on nookie owes its origins to a couple of ancient Roman Catholic priests with a bad case of abstinence kind of gets lost in the shuffle. Something to think about for all those single girls out there crying into their pillows tonight. Take a break from the manufactured hype (and pressure to buy junk no one will remember next week much less this time next year) with a few pics of our Valentine’s eye candy. No purchase necessary.

Check out the full gallery after the jump.

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Winding Down: Throw In the Towel

Yesterday we expressed our admiration for Bar Refaeli’s Sports Illustrated photo shoot. Now here’s Ana Beatriz Barros and a round up of other hotties that make the magazine relevant annually: Selita Ebanks, Brooklyn Decker, Danielle Sarahyba, Jarah Mariano, Jessica Gomes, and Jeisa Chiminazzo. [Egotastic]

We don’t care what these Z-CoiL sneakers promise, these take fugly to all new levels. [Oh Gizmo]

Simple yet funny Axe deodorant ad featuring Hillary rocking an Obama pin. [Super Punch]

TV watching as an art form. [Gearfuse]

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Winding Down: Keeley Hazell Turns Grey Skies Blue

Keeley Hazell poses with a bunch of chocolate faces. [Egotastic]

Organize and charge your gadgets in style. [Technabob]

Half-quad, half-jetski: what more do you need? [Gear Patrol]

Built NY designed a laptop case that holds more than just your laptop. [Acquire]

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Winding Down: Ali Landry, A Dream Come True

This set of bikini photos featuring Ali Landry require no commentary. Just go look already. [Horny Oyster]

The comfy warrior robe inspired by Shogun killers. [Yanko Design]

Chanel’s J12 Automatic watch is golden, 18 carats to be exact. [Sybarites]

Insane mini-mansions for man’s best friend. [Baller House]

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Winding Down: Touchdown!

Huddle up: Adriana Lima, Selita Ebanks and Karolina Kurkova. [Hollywood Tuna]

Yeah wine cellars are cool, but walk-in humidors? Pimp. [Bornrich]

Ben Heck is at it again. This time the game console remixer created this Xbox 360 Elite laptop. [Newlaunches]

Mimoco urges breaking the law for new contest. [DidntYouHear]

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Winding Down: Lace It Up With Noemie Lenoir

We’ve never heard of Noemie Lenoir before today, but we’ll bet we never forget about her. [Horny Oyster]

Atari joystick shaped candle is hot. [URLifestyle]

Shower belt allows you to stay clean on the go. [Likecool]

Sure the MacBook Air is light as a feather, but have you seen the MacBook Fire? [DidntYouHear]

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Winding Down: Alessandra Ambrosio Sizzles

Alessandra Ambrosio is simply magnificent. [Egotastic]

“Dont Drop the Soap” board game. Classy! [Nerd Approved]

David Choe’s been getting bloggy, only good can come of it. [TWBE]

This bed is totally pimp! [Bornrich]

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“Beer Is Proof That God Loves Us”

Photos: Mikael Vojinovic

We can’t think of a better way to ring in the New Year than this. We’ve once again recruited fashion photographer/model molester Mikael Vojinovic to shoot some very sexy and sudsy photos to keep you guys focused. Happy New Year!!!

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Naughty Or Nice?

Model: Xue / Photos: Mikael Vojinovic

Our present to you. Merry XXX-Mas!

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Smoke ‘Signal’

Last time we checked in with Peter Dean Rickards he was having an exhibit and telling us about Dancehall DJs, this time he’s hiking deep into Jamaican weed fields and taking pictures of some of the finer things in life: high grade and hot women. The photographer shlepped his camera and model Racquel Jones more than 15 miles into a steep mountainside farm chock full of cannabis and shot this “No Signal” photo shoot. Click over, but make sure you turn your speakers up—it’s scored to some weird ass classical-type music that is strangely fitting—and soothing. Fire!

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