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Swinging Chick Flips Out

Landing on your feet when attempting stupid gymnastic-esque routines is just too easy and passé nowadays. So how else do you wow the crowd? Try backflipping off a swing, over the safety mat surrounded by a dozen spotters, and onto your spine. It will certainly do the trick. In fact, we give her a 8.7 for originality alone.

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Crazy For Love: American Psycho Remix

If you’ve seen American Psycho and appreciated the maniacal, business card obsessing character known as Patrick Bateman, this spoof trailer that redoes the horror drama as a romantic comedy will entertain you. If you haven’t, this clip will make no sense and you’ll need to get your ass to Blockbuster or log on to Netflix before going any further.

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Writer Boi Throws It Up For the WGA

Although it sucks not watching The Daily Show or the Colbert Report, the writer’s strike has managed to produce some really good YouTube content, like this little diddy from Writer Boi. He totally kills it, W-G-A style.

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Everyday Normal Guy Raps About Being An Everyday Normal Guy

At first glance we figured this was fallen white rapper Sullee’s cousin or something, but it’s not. Watch as Montreal-based writer and comedian Jon Lajoie does his “rap” about being the “Pauly Shore of everyday life.” The chorus is a bit NSFW so make sure you’ve got volume control skills.

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Following T.I.’s ‘Paper Trail’

The Real sticks to their guns and brings it this week with the above ‘Paper Trail for Kids’ clip. Watch as the ATF answers letters from the kids about T.I.’s arrest, his role in ATL, and staying true to his lyrics. Hold your head Clifford!

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Daily Show Writers Present ‘Not the Daily Show’

We don’t know about ya’ll, but this writer’s strike is really only affecting two nightly shows for for us, The Daily Show and the Colbert Report. But if you’re still confused about the whole mess and wonder why these people are walking in circles with signs, this clip nicely sums up the writer’s position, mainly, that like Viacom, they don’t want their content syndicated online without compensation.

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Borat’s New Book Is Great Success!

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His name a Borat—Sacha Baron Cohen’s parodying, anti-Semitic, woman hating, Eastern bloc alter ego—he come to U.S. and A. to promote new book. And despite the droves of kids that came with their parents to Borders bookstore in LA on Wednesday night, Borat didn’t pull any punches for their sake, declaring “Wahwahweewah! Very nice! There are many childrens here!… You are gypsies? I can buy you?” He even paraded his own dirty-faced gypsy boy clad in tighty-whities to help promote and launch his new R-rated laced book, Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A. and Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation. It was officially released on Tuesday and should receive a stiff condemnation by the country of Kazakhstan any day now. The faux travel guide and cultural almanac is an invaluable resource:

Packed with helpful tips, BORAT offers off-the-beaten-path recommendations and “will instruct you on all you needing know” for your next family vacation, be it at home or abroad.

Check out some Sexy Time! flicks from the event.

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Real Estates

The Hip Hop parodists at The Real just put up their latest video, “Jada’s Big Move.” Take note of the hilarious references to a number of famous rap storylines — did you guys catch the subtle Amil shout out? Cue Jada laugh, Eh-Haaaaa.

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Heil Biggie!

We don’t know how we missed this video of Hitler channeling Biggie Smalls—it was posted a few months ago—cause shit like this is timeless and worthy of not only a posting, but also multiple rewinds. Not even the most imaginative alternate reality authors have come up with a mash-up this bizarre. Watch as the Führer holds court like he’s addressing the Junior Nazi-a crew. BK stand up!

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Flight Attendant’s Stand Up Routine

We’ve flown many places, but have never heard a flight attendant add color commentary to the otherwise monotonous and drone like pre-flight routine when they tell you how to buckle your seat belt or how your cushion can be used a flotation device. Just listen as this Southwest Airlines attendant adds a little droll and has the passengers in stitches. As for the camera pointing at the wing, there’s some law against directly filming these routines for security purposes.

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