BLOG

Is Eliot Spitzer The New Jerry Springer?

While running for governor of Ohio, the 90s talk show host confessed to prostitution in this TV ad. Could the New York governor’s show on the CW be far behind?

Popularity: 34% [?]

Michael Jordan/Magic Johnson Photo Caption Contest

UPDATE: After notching 500 comments and change we’re closing up the contest and picking a winner. Thank you to all the outside-the-box thinking sneaker-winning enthusiasts who kept it clean and provided witty captions.

Popularity: 61% [?]

Jon Stewart’s Short Window of Funniness At the Oscars

Daily Show host Jon Stewart was rather lame tame at this year’s Academy Awards, but he still managed to hit a few out of the park. Check out this clip of Stewart joking about McCain’s lack of youngness and what having a black or woman president usually means, well, in Hollywood at least.

Popularity: 17% [?]

Trailer Trash Threats

Question: is this girl young, stupid, or flat out retarded? Answer: all of the above. A video clip like this represents the downside of video sharing, and in some cases, all of humanity.

Popularity: 15% [?]

Best Non-Violent Method for Dealing With Subway Punks

Ya gotta give it up to the Europeans for coming up with creative and non-violent ways to deal with criminals and trouble makers—hell cops in the UK don’t even carry guns. And although we have no idea where in Europe this subway clip was taken, we approve of the effective and basically non-threatening strategy for dealing with this punk: public embarrassment of his manhood.

Popularity: 13% [?]

‘Real’ Valentine Card Ideas

Don’t know what to write in that oversized heart shaped card this Valentine’s Day? The guys over at The Real throw a few options your way in this clip, inspired of course by Hip Hop’s most romantic ballads. Listen up, cause like they say, “love isn’t the only four letter word.” Language kind of NSFW wusses.

Popularity: 12% [?]

White Boys Can’t Dunk

It kind of serves this dude right for putting the rim so low in the first place. Even if he did manage to get the ball through the hoop, would you even consider it a dunk? Ok, we know there just kids, but still… that looked ugly ugly.

Popularity: 12% [?]

Kneel Before The Power Of Donald Trump’s Mullet

Normally we wouldn’t dedicate a post to a dude’s hair. But, after spotting The Donald coming out of the Michael Kors line show yesterday at Bryant Park we had to expound on his coif. When it comes to clothes the man doesn’t get much flashier than a yellow tie. But you have to admire the steez of his business party haircut: all business up front, party in the back. On lesser men this look would get called out as a Kentucky Waterfall or a Camaro Crash Helmet. When you can rock a mullet with a business suit (along with a few casinos and skyscrapers) instead of a pair of cutoff jeans, it gets chicks. Well, in this case it trapped a cougar. We salute you Trump. We salute you and your glorious neck blanket. Inspect our full gallery of celeb shots from the Kors show (including Eva Longoria and Angie Harmon) and, more importantly, bigger pics of The Donald’s mullet after the jump.

Photos by Jason Howard

Popularity: 20% [?]

Grand Theft Auto IV: Holdin’ Down The Bloc

Today Rockstar officially announced that Grand Theft Auto IV will hit shelves on April 29. You’ll have to wait a few months to get your pillage on as Niko Bellic, the game’s protagonist and the illest Slavic bad guy since Ivan Drago. Until then we have to answer the question, “Who’s the gulliest Slav on the Bloc?” Check out our lineup of Eastern European nasties after the jump.

Popularity: 14% [?]

Swinging Chick Flips Out

Landing on your feet when attempting stupid gymnastic-esque routines is just too easy and passé nowadays. So how else do you wow the crowd? Try backflipping off a swing, over the safety mat surrounded by a dozen spotters, and onto your spine. It will certainly do the trick. In fact, we give her a 8.7 for originality alone.

Popularity: 9% [?]