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Name That Celebrity Cleavage: Take Two

It’s been a big (pun intended) week in celebrity boobies, so we’re back for round II of name that celebrity cleavage. Depending on how much the paparazzi snappin’ sites get on their grizzy, expect for us to deliver the top titties of the work week for you to pick out of lineup every Friday. We’re not giving away any hints, but peep the entourage of cans from this week’s compilation and then click the thumbnails after the jump to see if you know your celebrity racks. T.G.I.F.

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Meet America’s Thickest Next Top Model

Last night, curvy co-ed Whitney Thompson took home the title of America’s Next Top Model, scoring one for full-figured women around the globe. The 20-year old from Florida is the show’s first successful plus-sized model, or as Tyra Banks put it, “You’re the first girl with some booty to win.”

With Whitney taking top billing over the other cocaine-skinny models, and other curvaceous chicks like Kim Kardashian running the red carpet, it got us thinking that healthy-looking girls might be back in style this year. Is having a chick with a little thickness in for 2008? Watch Whitney’s audition video (which shows her strutting her stuff in a bikini) and then decide how you like your women in our poll.

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The Top Ten Chicks At Kanye’s After Party

If you were persistent enough to brave the crowd at NYC hot-spot 1Oak last night for Kanye West’s Absolut 100 Glow In The Dark After Party, you probably noticed that the venue was packed wall-to-wall with celebrity eye-candy.

We did without the faux-Kanye shutter shades—which the event coordinators were handing out—so our vision would be 20/20. Although America’s Next Top Model alums like Saleisha Stowers and Jaseline Gonzalez were present, as well as Vicki Secret’s model Selita Ebanks, it was Danity Kane’s blonde bombshell Aubrey O’Day (pictured above) who seemed to be the center of attention. After the jump, see our ranking of the 10 flyest women in the house, with pictures.

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Watch Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz Make Out

Ever since the NY Post started rumors about Woody Allen’s new movie back in February, we’ve been intrigued. A anonymous source told Page Six that the upcoming Vicky Cristina Barcelona would include a threesome with the film’s stars Scarlett Johansson, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem. It also said that the two actresses have a lesbian make out session:

“People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”

Well today, an early trailer/reel of the movie leaked out, and yes, it does give a brief glimpse at the dirty dark room secret. The film doesn’t come out until September 5, so watch the first look after the jump.

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Raheem DeVaughn’s Video Chick Loves Complex

Based on their lyrical woes, R&B singers must spend most of their time getting played out like suckers by trifling women. But this time, we actually approve of Raheem DeVaughn’s choice in chick. In his new video “Try Again,” the third single off of Love Behind The Melody, he gets up-close and personal with a young lady named Tu Dang, who spends part of the video reading the February/March issue of Complex in her underwear. Sounds like wifey material to us.

The model/makeup artist was brought onto the video by Washington, D.C. rapper Tabi Bonney, who directed the clip for Devaughn. After the jump, view a gallery of the Asian stunner’s photos and watch her in action in the “Try Again” video.

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Kardashian Sisters Film a PSA For Burma

When they’re not teaching their little sisters about pads and tampons, the older Kardashian sisters are starring in commercials that make them look dumb—for a cause.

Of course, the lead role of this PSA about the disaster in Burma is played by former Complex cover girl and ass-queen Kim Kardashian. In the commercial, KK claims she did her thesis on the troubled country of Burma and almost convinces us that she really cares about what’s going on over there. Besides Kim showing off her curves for everyone to see, the most entertaining part of the spot is the semi LOL-worthy scripted back-and-forth banter the three sisters take part in. After the jump, watch the PSA and hear Kimmy pronouncing Burmese leader Aung San Suu Kyi’s name correctly. We’re guessing it probably took 5 takes.

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Eva Mendes Shows Her Freaky Side

Despite being one of the baddest chicks in Hollywood, we don’t know much about Eva Mendes‘ personal life. She recently completed a stint in rehab for poppin’ pills, but even that story was relatively hush-hush when compared to the real life soap operas of her peers. Maybe she’s just one of those rare celebrities who prefers to live a normal life and keep their business out the street.

However, if we were to judge Eva by her new photo spread in the May Italian Vogue, we might think that she’s been hiding her inner freak all this time. The bizarre feature shows photos of Eva in a variety of comprimising positions: feet in her mouth, bent over a table, holding a knife up to her mouth, contorted on the ground. Some of them are even topless! Check out more pictures from the shoot after the jump.

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Amy Winehouse At Her Worst

Fresh off catching another charge for alleged possession of a controlled drug, it seems as though Amy Winehouse will never get her act together. Sure, she’s crazy talented (emphasis on the crazy), but the rehab-refusing pop-star is more known for ratty hair, a coke-stained nose and sporadic missing teeth than her hit songs.

We will give Wino credit: she did look semi-bangable performing via satellite at the Grammy’s. But for the most part, a glimpse of her mug could cause retina damage. In honor of Amy’s latest run in with the law, we rounded up a gallery of her 5 worst looks (after the jump). We hope you’re not eating.

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Name That Celebrity Cleavage

Who’s down for a good old fashioned game of spot those ta-ta’s before you head out for the day? This morning we woke up and caught a glimpse of a certain celebrity stunner (who may or may not be included in this set) at the Metropolitan Museum Of Art, looking pretty busty and we wanted to test your eye at spotting Hollywood’s best racks. Try to properly identify the red-carpet sizzler by their funbags, then click the thumbnails after the jump to see if you’ve nailed spotting the industry’s perfect pairs.

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Playboy Gets Olive Garden Waitresess Naked

Kendra Wilkinson, the youngest of Hugh Hefner’s three wifey’s is searching for the hottest Olive Garden girls to be featured in an upcoming issue of Playboy.

The breadstick-loving playmate says she enjoys eating out (duh) at Olive Garden restaurants the most —even expressing that the chained Italian food eatery houses better food than any bougie spot Roberto Cavalli dines at. To be considered for the pictorial, females over the age of 18 must send two photos (a head shot, and a bikini or nude full-body), a pay stub to prove employment at OG, and a government-issued photo ID that confirms they’re over 18. Check Kendra’s P.S.A after the jump.

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