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A Donald Trump Photo Worth A Thousand Words
Donald Trump / Photo: Cheryl Dunn
With the season finale of “The Celebrity Apprentice” airing tonight, it has us wondering if either of the two finalists ever thought of going the route the woman in this picture did to get a-head. Now we’re not saying this old-school hottie definitely gave Trump the brains, but the golden mullet-man looks quite relieved, and ever since he put the blubber-filled blabber-mouth Rosie O’Donnell in her place, we’ve been riding with the Donald hard body. If you want to get funny with it, fire up the comments section with some witty photo captions.
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What Not To Do When You’re Flirting Online
E-flirting can be a vital tool when you weren’t able to close the deal at the bar, and you’re looking for some late night pony-petting. When trying to keep your viral game tight there are definitely some things to avoid besides the typical overuse of exclamation points, and the terms “hehe or LMAO”. Double Viking has outlined the other no-nos for those aspiring to be that digital dude. To read the whole piece and step your viral game up, click here.
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Max Koch’s Impersonation of Tony Soprano Is Entertaining, Insightful
There’s no denying this guy. Pro impersonator Max Koch (pronounced “Cook”) hits Tony Soprano right on the head with his impersonation of the don while adding his own personal touches, noting how the real Tony doesn’t even have a beard, and how he’s going to post this video on YouTube, only to get whacked in the comments. Press play. If you liked that, don’t miss his second Soprano’s installment of a beyond the grave Christopher Maltisanti chatting it up with the boss after the jump.
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Stand By Me: The Deleted Scene
The Kahn-Artist unleashes his latest movie re-mixing video, this time taking on the memorable campfire scene in the kid classic “Stand By Me.” Watch as he finally settles the ‘What is Goofy?’ mystery that’s been haunting the collective conscious since 1986. Check out some more of his parodies (and prank calls) or join his MySpace fan club.
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‘Honk If You Hate Scientology’
Although you have to be quite the wackadoo to believe in the tenets of basically any religion in the modern age, Scientology goes through extraterrestrial lengths to outline a theology more suited to science fiction than science. So naturally, many people are opposed to the bizarre Tom Cruise led church as evidenced by this video of a group holding up signs that read “Honk if you hate Scientology” down in Orlando, and many drivers happily obliged. If you’re in the area, and even care enough about Xenu, the next “raid” is planned for February 2nd. More info here.
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NC Judge Has Nothing But Contempt For Maxim
Last Wednesday Rowan County District Court judge, Kevin Eddinger (pictured at right), brought the judicial pain when he spotted a lawyer leafing through a copy of Maxim in his courtroom. Todd Paris, a local attorney, was sitting in the court gallery when the judge spotted him reading the lad mag. According to cops sitting nearby the judge watched Paris for several minutes before calling Paris and the magazine up to the bench. (Nice stake out, boys.) Paris went so far as to say the magazine belonged to his girlfriend and that he had read similar mags in courtrooms before without any problems. The judge, not buying it, levied a $300 fine and a 15-day suspended sentence for contempt of court. If only Paris had tried to explain the possession of the magazine with something along the lines of, “Hey Judge, it’s Heidi Montag. Look at these cans!” Then we would have at least respected the guy. Instead of acting like a lawyer in this case, Paris should have just acted like a douchebag.
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Leon Black Brings the Ruckus
J. B. Smoove and Larry David on set / Photo: Claudette Barius/HBO
The New York Times caught up with J. B. Smoove, the comedian/actor who played the pivotal role of Leon Black in the last season of Larry David’s post-Seinfeld hit, “Curb Your Enthusiasm.” He’s by far one of the funniest characters on the show with his ghetto euphemisms vibing well with David’s abject corniness. Smoove describes the endearing characteristics of a character like Leon, “If he thinks something, he’s going to say it. It’s like he’s got controlled Tourette’s. In life, you need somebody like that.” We’ve compiled some clips of our favorite Leon scenes after the jump. Beware, most of the language is NSFW.
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Bird Craps In Reporter’s Mouth
Local news reporting is a tough gig. When you’re not sitting on painfully-dry community budget meetings you often get assigned to lame stories like this one—an overpopulation of the Canadian Brown Finch. Boring right? We thought so too, until the reporter gets crapped on, looks up at the bird that just defecated on him, and then gets another mouthful of bird crap. Someone give this guy a raise.
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Three People, Three Spoons, One Victim
After the first minute of this dude getting walloped over the head with a spoon, we actually started feeling for this bubbly moron. But by three minutes in—sympathy turned into hilarity due to the victim’s stupidity and failure to figure out that his two a-hole friends were pranking the hell outta him. What was the over/under on how long this could have continued? We’re thinking 10 minutes until a full concussion pass-out. Listen closely to Rihanna’s Umbrella playing in the background.
UPDATE: YouTube Police took it down. Haters.
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Grandma Proves To Be Unstable
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Targeting the elderly is never a fair fight, but this “grandma” who looks more middle-aged than old needs to be called out on her lack of balance. Not only does she fall once in a puddle of duck feces, but she milks the I’ve-fallen-and-I-can’t-get-up act excessively. After her extended stumbling around, she finally rises up with a crap-stained sweatshirt/sweatpants ensemble. Go Syracuse!
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