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Drawing A Blank: DIY Laptop Sleeves

We’re living in the age of customization. From our sneakers and t-shirts, to our gadgets and toys, we like to add our own special touch and showcase some individuality no matter what the product is. That’s what makes these DIY Laptop Sleeves the perfect fit for your computer and creative lifestyle. These canvas bags come bare as a baby’s ass and can be drawn, painted, or bled on to create the perfect pattern, design, or stain of your choice. Even if you lack the skills to draw and color a masterpiece all your own, there’s surely some artist, graffiti writer, or graphic design friend you know, who would love nothing more than to deface your bag.

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Black Bars Help Facilitate Anonymous Amateur Porn

You may have tried every excuse in the book to try and get your girl to make some homemade porn except this: Black Bars. They’re a sunglass-like product specifically designed to hide the eyes to maintain some level of anonymity while doin’ the nasty. There’s no longer any need for complicated or expensive video editing software to keep your identities safe. And if she’s still a little on the fence, don’t worry. These optical disguises are cheap enough to have on hand, and you may just need to employ some time tested and laboratory proven measures to ensure a 100% success rate in reducing inhibitions: booze and coke. And in that order!

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Marijuana Makes Your Head Pop

With studies finding that the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy’s anti-marijuana ads have actually led to an increased interest in teens taking a toke, maybe they need to dig a little deeper and darker, and show the more horrific side of the results of smoking a “doobie.” Like this clip above for example.

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Winding Down: Candice Is Eye Candy

Could these bikini shots of Candice Michelle end world hunger, cancer, and global warming? Probably not, but there’s nothing wrong with wishful thinking. [Horny Oyster]

Some more info on the PSP-S310, which adds digital TV to the handheld game player. [New Launches]

According to 50, Nas was only running around saying “Hip Hop is dead” because he reads too many books. He also explains why he can’t eat cookies and why Jim Jones should be running the Dips, not Cam’ron. [Nahright]

Know your dealer: Ten pot pusher profiles. [Heads via Double Viking]

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Medellin Trailer

Entourage, the show that continues to blur the line between reality and fiction (remember the Turtle AF1s?), is at it again, this time releasing a fake trailer for Medellin, the Pablo Escobar movie that the boys from Queens have been struggling to make in the HBO hit series. If you haven’t been following, you owe yourself a few hours of On Demand.

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‘12 O’clock High’

That’s trippy. We were just talking about bugged out timepieces yesterday, and then this rare Timothy Leary watch shows up on eBay. It features the face of the legendary LSD wizard, and all the positions on the clock face are denoted by various drug names: “Ups” at the 12:00 position, “Downs” at 6:00, LSD at 3:00, Hash, at 7:00, and so on and so on. You can bid on it but might want to read up. Although we can deal with the mechanical windup style, he goes and drops this bomb that almost triggered a bad trip: “The second hand, however has become detached and is loose between the crystal and the face.” If you know someone who can fix that easy, it’s still kind of worth it, assuming of course you appreciate Timothy Leary as much as us.

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Sisley’s ‘Fashioin Junkie’ Ads Are Powderfull

Ah Sisley. In case you never heard of it, just think of it as the naughtier and faddish offshoot of Benetton. They also are notorious for making some pretty “controversial” ads. There’s that Terry Richardson shoot where the model is drinking cow milk straight out the udder. Then you’ve got the man hand ominously grabbing the breast. And now there’s the ‘Fashioin Junkie’ campaign and they ain’t holding back this time either (see the higher res version here). In this new ad you’ve got spaced-the-f#ck-out ski bunnies sniffing what you think is coke at first glance. But, being that it’s “fashion,” and it’s not really supposed to make sense, we can’t help but to notice the girls are snorting the wrong pile. Shouldn’t these be blasting the perfectly good mound near the Chase Mastercard? Guaranteed, if they did, the one on the right would be looking a lot better. We don’t know what’s in that dress, but fashionistas better stay away from it, shit’s deadly.

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When You Do Cocaine, The Terrorists Win

Wow. Check out these anti-cocaine ads that were designed to shame you into quitting. Sniff it through any kind of straw you want, according to this ad, even if you enjoy a little toot here and there (especially while clubbing), your helping in the slaughter of the innocents. Even with the rifle, dilapidated setting, and slumped over victim, it’s hard to take this ad serious when all we can think of is that Domino’s guy with the oversized schnoz who’s obsessed with the cheesy garlic bread odor. In semi-related news, check out this handy guide to worldwide pricing on powder cocaine.

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Smoke Out With SOLOPIPE

Now here’s an innovation for pot tobacco smokers. SOLOPIPE: “the world’s first self-igniting smoking apparatus that combines a refillable, adjustable butane lighter with a high quality tobacco smoking pipe.” This is a pretty cool concept, and is perfect for the inconspicuous public toker or the outdoor enthusiast. No more asking who’s got the lighter. We especially like the light it with one hand factor. But don’t expect this kind of convenience to come cheap. Being able to smoke one handed and never have to ask for a light will cost you $80. Check out the demo video after the jump, and remember it’s for “high quality tobacco” use only.

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Cocaine Cowboys II: The Godmother Returns

Here’s one sequel we’re totally looking forward to: Cocaine Cowboys II. If you saw Cocaine Cowboys, you already know why this is a must see. From the site:

In 1991, Charles Cosby was selling ounces of cocaine on the inner-city streets of Oakland, California, he was living the new American Dream.

Then he wrote a fan letter to “Cocaine Godmother” Griselda Blanco, immortalized in Cocaine Cowboys – who was serving at a nearby federal prison. Six month later, he was a multi-millionaire.

Charles was not only running Blanco’s $40 million a year cocaine business, he was also her lover. When she recruited him to participate in a prison break that involved the kidnapping of JFK Jr., Charles knew he was in over his head.

Like they say, it’s “New Jack City meets Scarface– only the truth!” It’s going straight to DVD this summer.

Previously: Scarfaces: The Documentary

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