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Captain Knick

Worst Is First

Fire Isiah
For several weeks, a Knick playoff run has existed only in the dream state where tiny Nate Robinson doesn’t have to climb a stepladder to get dome. The only thing left to play for now is the NBA’s worst record and the number one draft pick, presumably Michael “Beastly” Beasley—though Captain Knick wouldn’t put it past the organization to draft Frederic Weis again . Finally, losing every game is a good thing, and of course New York can’t even do that right. Wednesday night, the Knicks (19-46) tried to lose to the last place Miami Heat (11-52) and got schooled on what it really means to be committed to losing. Peep game, New York.

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March 13, 2008 | Permalink | 1 Comment
Captain Knick

Catching a New York Brick

Eddy Curry
The last game the Knicks won was a 113-89 smashing of the woeful Charlotte Bobcats (those cats do bob). In that astounding rout over a team that would get rocked by a girls’ college intramural team “All-Star” center Eddy Curry spent his precious 16 early minutes amassing 3 rebounds, 2 blocks, and 0 points. Which brings us to…the Eddy Curry Vagin-o-Meter.

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March 7, 2008 | Permalink | 1 Comment
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