Worst Is First

For several weeks, a Knick playoff run has existed only in the dream state where tiny Nate Robinson doesn’t have to climb a stepladder to get dome. The only thing left to play for now is the NBA’s worst record and the number one draft pick, presumably Michael “Beastly” Beasley—though Captain Knick wouldn’t put it past the organization to draft Frederic Weis again . Finally, losing every game is a good thing, and of course New York can’t even do that right. Wednesday night, the Knicks (19-46) tried to lose to the last place Miami Heat (11-52) and got schooled on what it really means to be committed to losing. Peep game, New York.
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