The Complex “Jersey Shore” Soundboard: Click On It!3:05 pm | Thursday, January 21st, 2010
Come on, bro. The idea to create The Complex Jersey Shore Soundboard was as easy as Snooki after two Jäger shots. What the streets demand, we deliver. That’s why we’ve compiled the greatest quotables from MTV’s greatest reality series for—dare we say—our greatest Soundboard ever. Yep, the whole Guido gang is here: Snickers, The Situation, Pauly D, Sammi “Is Not Really A” Sweetheart, Ronnie, J-WOWW, Vinny, Angelina, and even the muthafuckin’ Grenade. So even if the first season of Jersey Shore ends with its finale on MTV tonight, the fully embeddable Soundboard above will live forever. Seriously, bro.
PREVIOUSLY:
The O.G. Complex Soundboard (August 2009)
The Complex Soundboard II (October 2009)
The Complex Holiday Soundboard (December 2009)
Capo January 21, 2010 at 3:20 pm
I love the Grenade. I’d smash.
bfred January 21, 2010 at 3:22 pm
I prefer the grenade launcher. Thickness!
randi April 21, 2010 at 10:16 pm
how do i dl these sound clips… im doing a project where i need them!! By tomorrow
suckitmarshall January 21, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Classic. Thank you for finally doing this.
Metrocard January 21, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Poughkeepsie!
BRich January 21, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Gym…Tan…Laundry
LOLintheLES January 21, 2010 at 3:36 pm
damn you missed pauly d saying “you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk” ahahahaha
no January 21, 2010 at 4:01 pm
i would have been thoroughly disappointed if the “i am a bartender, i do great things” quote was not included. surely i wasn’t the only one who questioned that quote.
Winston January 21, 2010 at 4:16 pm
this is so necessary!
bro January 21, 2010 at 6:16 pm
missing some classic snooki-isms, but still classic
jj January 21, 2010 at 7:24 pm
too funny
scott January 21, 2010 at 7:26 pm
More Vinny please!
yoprince January 21, 2010 at 7:28 pm
this is awesome.
c/s dude above… need that “stalked my whole life on the boardwalk”
need that situation “rolls” comment and the “lose 5 to 10 pounds and we’ll talk” and when he told jwowww, “get the fuck outta my sight.”
suffice it to say, the situation could have his own soundboard
Brian January 21, 2010 at 8:14 pm
missing Snooki “I’m not trashy… unless i drink too much”
Nick January 21, 2010 at 8:24 pm
iPhone App please
eric January 30, 2010 at 3:23 pm
yes please!
ChuckB January 22, 2010 at 3:14 am
Best….thing…..EVER! i literally laughed out loud at every one of these. This really set the standard for Complex soundboards…don’t know if it can be topped
Silk January 22, 2010 at 4:51 am
ha! what about pauly d describing his turn tables? classic. “these aren’t just regular turntables…they are xxxxxxxxxxxx, the best turntabes money can buy!!!”.
gotta love the passion with which he spoke, lol.
bigdoug72 January 22, 2010 at 12:33 pm
This is simply unbelievable.
The M January 22, 2010 at 12:43 pm
This IS a great idea. Such a great idea that MTV did it last year. At least you got the streets on lock…
http://www.mtv.com/games/arcade/game/play.jhtml?arcadeGameId=10255829
bigdickcheney January 23, 2010 at 11:49 pm
Yeah, theirs sucked. Look at it. That’s the least fun soundboard ever. Plus it has way less good quotes.
Kwesi January 22, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Wow this shit is epic Complex is amazing
gg January 22, 2010 at 4:59 pm
How about Vinny in AC to The Situation “How’s my d*ck taste bro?” hahahaha
GUDIO January 22, 2010 at 5:27 pm
WHAT HAPPEN TO RONNIE “ONE SHOT KID ONE SHOT” THAT WAS A GOOD 1
katie January 22, 2010 at 7:04 pm
What about Pauly takkng about Snookie getting beat up “someone needs to teach her how to fight, or at least duck” CLASSIC!
mohsen February 24, 2010 at 4:58 am
hello.can i contact with you
Tall_kamal January 23, 2010 at 12:13 am
I’m workin on my fitness. YES!!!
The situation was by far the best “character” on the show…for those who know the shore though, this isn’t really how it is obvs….but it is funny to see regardless. Wrote a lil something about it at http://www.scenebeforeherd.com/2010/01/heading-to.html. Peace
The Grenade January 23, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Yo, you bitches keep talkin shit, I’ll fuckin rock all of you!!!
Douche bag barbie February 1, 2010 at 1:25 am
what that episode was fuckin funny
timothy January 23, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Lol. You are excluded from ravioli night. The situation has the best quotes. This dude needs his own show.
Bombchell - in Atlanta January 24, 2010 at 12:30 am
Those are so badass!!! I wanted to reblog it on my site, but sadly blogger isnt taking the code.
pickles January 24, 2010 at 6:57 pm
you missed snooki ‘pickles are my thing’ and ‘i’m angry that they wasted 2 pickles’
Katharine January 25, 2010 at 2:39 pm
it need “She charged at me like a fu*king hippo” from snookie
Marty January 25, 2010 at 3:25 pm
These people are losers of the highest order.
Eileen January 25, 2010 at 5:01 pm
I love how despite her only being in 2 episodes Angelina is on the soundboard more than Vinny; possibly because he was a bit classier than the rest of them
Leah January 25, 2010 at 7:30 pm
More Snookie, JWoww, and the Hippo!!
Megan January 26, 2010 at 12:24 am
What about Angelina saying “UMMMM, HELLO?!”
Josie January 30, 2010 at 2:08 am
poor Vinny only get one quote and it’s the pink eye quote haha
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daceh January 30, 2010 at 11:45 pm
here’s a gem to add: http://www.guidopump.com
mohsen February 24, 2010 at 5:00 am
can i have contact with you?
Harry Cox March 23, 2010 at 9:09 pm
This is great, but where’s “You stalked my whole life on the boardwalk”?
joblobDojo May 1, 2010 at 9:23 pm
What you see when you really watch Jersey Shore…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAStQMMs2TQ
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AAC229 May 29, 2010 at 11:22 pm
pauly did not know the code to decipher the bomb
natedonthemic July 19, 2010 at 11:47 pm
“you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk”
best jersey shore quote ever.
Manicomio July 27, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Angelina has a new iPhone app out too, it’s called Score a Shore Girl in the iTunes store now, it’s a live video game where you try to pick her up at a bar and it’s really funny, the game and endings are hysterical and the bloopers are too funny! Check it out on iTunes.
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/score-a-shore-girl/id382716340?mt=8