Happy Birthday! The Hottest Girls Born In November

It’s November, which means that the end of the year (and decade) is on the horizon. While teaser days off like Veterans Day, Thanksgiving, and Black Friday (for the lucky ones) are great, we’re more amped for the real holiday season to start next month. But don’t hate on November just yet—we did our homework and found ten reasons why we should appreciate the 11th month. Read on to take a look at the 10 hottest girls born in November…

JENNY MCCARTHY, 11/1/72
CLAIM TO FAME: Playboy Playmate of the Year, 1994
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A few Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Rolls-Royces…to wash
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REBECCA ROMIJN, 11/6/72
CLAIM TO FAME: Mystique in the X-Men trilogy
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: More transparent body paint for her next gig
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THANDIE NEWTON, 11/6/72
CLAIM TO FAME: Her penchant for popping out her puffy nipples on the big screen
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A Big Mac and large fries for the rest of her body
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TARA REID, 11/8/75
CLAIM TO FAME: Being oblivious to her nip slip, among many other stupidly drunk acts
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: We were gonna say “rehab,” but eff it—an eightball and a couple Red Bulls.
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DANIA RAMIREZ, 11/8/79
CLAIM TO FAME: Sexiest Heroes cast member and Complex favorite
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: Meatballs for her hero
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VANESSA MINNILLO, 11/9/80
CLAIM TO FAME: MTV VJ and Complex favorite
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: Not Nick, but dis-dick
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BRITTANY MURPHY, 11/10/77
CLAIM TO FAME: Eminem’s love interest in 8 Mile
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A new agent, ’cause we haven’t seen shorty in a minute.
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ANNE HATHAWAY, 11/12/82
CLAIM TO FAME: The Devil Wears Prada actress who got conned by that shiesty dude
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: Something tasty for that oversized mouth
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON, 11/22/84
CLAIM TO FAME: World-class twos…and some acting and singing and shit like that
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: An annulment of that marriage…Ryan Reynolds? Really?
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ELISHA CUTHBERT, 11/30/82
CLAIM TO FAME: Kim Bauer in TV series 24 and a Complex cover girl
PRESENT WE’D GIVE HER: A hard puck