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World Series Wednesday: New York Girls vs. Philly Girls
Which city wins the World Series of Women—NY or Philly?
The Yankees and Phillies kick off the 2009 World Series tonight and resume a bitter rivalry between their cities (relevant on a national scale once upon a time, Philly is very, very bitter that New York is the shit worldwide). Baseball alone is enough to bring out the hate Philadelphians and New Yorkers feel for each other, so wait until we put their women up against each other. Check out the head-to-head match-ups between NYC and Philly natives and help us decide which city takes the trophy for hottest women…
RAPPERS:
Nicki Minaj (New York) vs. Eve (Philadelphia)
• Eve is the former stripper, and yet it’s Minaj who has our foul pole dancin’. Sure, Eve is way more established in the game, and may have the better career numbers when all’s said and done, but D-D-D-DAMN!—Nicki has an ass that could seat a whole ball club comfortably!
Advantage: New York
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SINGERS:
Alicia Keys (New York) vs. Pink (Philadelphia)
• Like pink colorways of team caps, Pink is kind of cute. That’s fine if you’re a little girl, but we’re some very childish grown-ass men here at Complex. Speaking of grown asses, what’s fucking with Keys’ sultry, sexy, steroidally thick power-hitting bottom half? Us, that’s what! Mitchell Commission be damned!
Advantage: New York
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ACTORS:
Scarlett Johansson (New York) vs. Kat Dennings (Philadelphia)
• The far more hilarious and personable Dennings, who grew up in the Philly suburb of Bryn Mawr, would have a strong grip on this match-up but she’s under-utilizing her rosin bags. Scar-Jo, on the other hand, has mastered the sacrifice squeeze, which is an undeniable winning strategy. Get it? We’re talking about titties, which really should be taken out to the ball game.
Advantage: New York
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40-SOMETHINGS:
Marisa Tomei (New York) vs. Maria Bello (Philadelphia)
• Both of these 40-something actresses are damn fine and do nudity (Tomei recently in The Wrestler and Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead; Bello in A History of Violence) but only one of them has done full frontal. Marisa, if you don’t show us there’s grass on the field, how can we play ball?
Advantage: Philadelphia
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TABLOID QUEENS
Lindsey Lohan (New York) vs. Amber Rose (Philadelphia)
• If this were 2004 and Lohan were fresh off of Mean Girls, there’s a good chance she’d be shutting Rose out, but it’s ‘09, and Amber is one of the best switch-hitters in the game. Plus, leathery Li-Lo’s looking more and more like an old catcher’s mitt.
Advantage: Philadelphia
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Lilla B October 28, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Stop it Philly Chicks got talent yall Ney York bitches stuck in the flashing Lights GAG. Philly. Remeber Ghansta Lovin. Yeah Alicia Know her place?! Let me let yall NY bitches on a secret yall still won’t get WE DONT GIVE A FUCK. We win like disgusted
Aquaman October 28, 2009 at 5:17 pm
It’s almost unfair xP
rob October 28, 2009 at 6:53 pm
i vote for nyc only for alicia keys
MonstaDon October 28, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Ya’ll picked the grimiest chicks ever from Philly…GTFOH! I’m not gonna front like Philly is the dime piece capital of the world, but I got chicks at my job that look better than that line-up.
100.
Madofs broom stick October 28, 2009 at 7:20 pm
lilla B … WTF are you talking about … we are not talking about a gang war.
London Calling October 28, 2009 at 8:34 pm
LOL!
biz October 28, 2009 at 8:08 pm
word to monstadon [||]
President 4 Life October 28, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Really?
This hoe that’s never had a hit beats Eve, a woman with hits, clothing lines, and a TV show?
Really?
Are y’all that New York biased?
And Scar Jo vs. Kat Dennings?
Kat Dennings is the most famous actress from Philadelphia?
I mean, Tina Fey anyone??? She’s hot too.
I’ll give y’all A. Keys. That’s it
LazyGenius October 28, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Are you serious? New york over Philly? You’ve got to be kidding me. All of our chicks are hot AND are down to earth. All them New York chicks probably wouldnt look twice at yall. AND I bet you them Philly chicks would beat them New York Chicks asses. Philly got this on lock.
Bob Burgundy October 29, 2009 at 3:16 am
Honestly Amber Rose alone could win this match up lmao Philly!
Lilla B October 29, 2009 at 10:22 am
Yall dummies why yall get that fraud Nicki should of got Remy Lil Kim Foxy what is that. See why Philly win. Man never oh yeah WE DON”T GIVE A FUCK
Gina October 29, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Ugh seriously! New York girls are overratted lol and when it comes down to it it really has nothing to do with the women of the city (even tho philly grls are better) the Phillies have a phucking great team regardless! stop hating!!!!
something October 29, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Are all you Philly people blind? Or maybe you can’t read…I’m gonna go with can’t read. It’s HOTTEST woman not most talented or successful. Now going down the line 1) I have no idea who Nicki Minaj is but she looks way better than Eve (and I think Eve is a talented ass rapper). She’s got crazy curves and I’m sorry but Eve looks like a pit bull on the verge of attacking. 2) There is no argument necessary 3) Really?!? you philly people think the dumpy/pudgy little girl fromt eh 40 Year Old Virgin is better looking the Scarlett? You must be mad, cause that’s a no nrainer. You’re comparing a woman to a girl here. No contest! 4) This could go either way…both these women are smoking hot and their 40+ 5) Yeah Amber Rose has a killer body, but she’s shaves her head (is she preparing for boot camp?) and she touches Kayne where he pees (gross!!!!). Lohan is no spring day her self. This one is a wash. I think the whole city of Philly needs Lasik and Hooked on Phonics (People of Philly: Please don’t go all aggro on me and threaten my life with bodily harm as you do to all outsiders (even your own kind) at every sporting event in your city.)
nah October 30, 2009 at 10:40 am
that’s funny, you insult all philly people and then “kindly” ask us not to threaten to beat the crap out of you. talk about all bark and no bite.
something October 30, 2009 at 12:20 pm
It’s called tongue and cheek guy. Even the people of Philly joke about hard-core they are about their city and sport teams. And just so you know we’re on the internet so it’s ALL bark. Am I suppose to throw my address up here so you can come find me and show me your “bite”? Are you helping your argument or mine? It’s simply that there was no worthy argument coming from Philly’s side on these women. Instead of trying to present one you immediately want to turn it physical. Use your words. If it had been some Yorkers up here giving a terrible argument I would have blasted them as well.
Lee October 29, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Talented and rapper should never be used in the same sentence… both cities suck so what’s the difference! everybody knows Detroit has the fine fat ass bitches!
G October 29, 2009 at 6:21 pm
New York wins on the strength that A.Keys looks better than any bitch to EVER come out of philly… not to mention every chick on this list
Nicechiks November 2, 2009 at 9:58 pm
yo u crazy philly mothafuckas can go eat that philly steak shit up ur ass!
Crazy philly niggas runnin around like fucking bullshits on that fuck dogg
Lanah ! November 15, 2009 at 11:15 am
Love my philly girls ! Proudly rep where i am from ! we do our damn thing bottom line !