Fetish Friday: Our Favorite Big-Nosed Beauties
Barbra Streisand beat out Paramore and even Mariah Carey on the Billboard charts last week. Yeah, old girl can sing, but we think at least a little bit of her success has something to do with her big strong schnoz—that thing is massive and beautiful. So in honor of Barbra, the O.G. of big-nosed beauties, today’s Fetish Friday is dedicated to hot women with sexy snouts. We’re not talking about the Hoovers on Whitney and Lindsay, we’re talking about big-beaked ladies who proudly kept the knives away from their faces. (Sorry, Jen Aniston!) Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with big noses…
GIADA DE LAURENTIIS
• One thing’s for sure—the hottest girl on the Food Network can definitely smell what the fuck she’s cooking.
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TRACEE ELLIS ROSS
• Girlfriends was the perfect show for fetishizers. Tattoo lovers got Persia and nose-ass lovers got Tracee.
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SOFIA COPPOLA
• Sofia’s an Oscar-winning director, a Louis Vuitton bag designer, Francis Ford Coppola’s daughter, and our not-so-secret crush. Wifey for real!
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PARIS HILTON
• That hooked nose screams aristocratic bitch/secret S&M queen. We’re down.
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KERI HILSON
• We’ll assume that having a beak nose means she has bird tendencies. Brrrrrrrr!
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AMEESHA PATEL
• This Bollywood star has one hell of a schnoz. Wonder what we can fit in there…
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JESSICA SIMPSON
• Big nose, big eyes, big hair, all-big everything…
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LEONA LEWIS
• Leona’s big, beautiful nose was a big, beautiful target for a crazy fan yesterday. Who the fuck snuffs female soul singers? SMH.
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LADY GAGA
• Crazy gear? Check. Questionable grill? Check. Possible hermaphrodite? CHECK! And now this. Fuck it, we’re gaga for Gaga anyway.
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BONUS: MISS PIGGY
• Don’t lie, you thought she could get it when you used to watch The Muppet Show. Who doesn’t love pork?
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JayK October 16, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Giada has some AMAZING TWOS on her,and Miss Piggy is the truth, I know Kermit gotta be gettin his tadpole in that all the time
IamPaulC October 16, 2009 at 4:13 pm
whack….these are BIG noses? pleeeeeease
tysonz October 16, 2009 at 6:33 pm
^^^^ Wack….this what you complaining about? Did you want bigger noses ? Pleeeeease go wack off sumwhere…
copperkid October 16, 2009 at 9:12 pm
for some reason a big nose is cute on a pretty face…dunno
Mac October 17, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Re: Tysonz
LOL, cheers bud, you made my day with that comment!
riff raff October 19, 2009 at 1:29 pm
lol @ miss [iggy on this list.
major October 19, 2009 at 9:56 pm
jessica simpson makes it look like you posted miss piggy twice.
The Dude October 20, 2009 at 5:49 am
where the hell is Haylie Duff damn it!?!
Mike October 20, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Where is Penelope Cruz?
Gman November 8, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Eva mendes???