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Fetish Friday: Our Favorite Big-Nosed Beauties

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Barbra Streisand beat out Paramore and even Mariah Carey on the Billboard charts last week. Yeah, old girl can sing, but we think at least a little bit of her success has something to do with her big strong schnoz—that thing is massive and beautiful. So in honor of Barbra, the O.G. of big-nosed beauties, today’s Fetish Friday is dedicated to hot women with sexy snouts. We’re not talking about the Hoovers on Whitney and Lindsay, we’re talking about big-beaked ladies who proudly kept the knives away from their faces. (Sorry, Jen Aniston!) Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with big noses

GIADA

GIADA DE LAURENTIIS
• One thing’s for sure—the hottest girl on the Food Network can definitely smell what the fuck she’s cooking.

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TRACEE

TRACEE ELLIS ROSS
Girlfriends was the perfect show for fetishizers. Tattoo lovers got Persia and nose-ass lovers got Tracee.

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SOPHIA

SOFIA COPPOLA
• Sofia’s an Oscar-winning director, a Louis Vuitton bag designer, Francis Ford Coppola’s daughter, and our not-so-secret crush. Wifey for real!

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PARIS

PARIS HILTON
• That hooked nose screams aristocratic bitch/secret S&M queen. We’re down.

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KERI

KERI HILSON
• We’ll assume that having a beak nose means she has bird tendencies. Brrrrrrrr!

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AMEESHA

AMEESHA PATEL
• This Bollywood star has one hell of a schnoz. Wonder what we can fit in there…

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JESSICA

JESSICA SIMPSON
• Big nose, big eyes, big hair, all-big everything…

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LEONA

LEONA LEWIS
• Leona’s big, beautiful nose was a big, beautiful target for a crazy fan yesterday. Who the fuck snuffs female soul singers? SMH.

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GAGA

LADY GAGA
• Crazy gear? Check. Questionable grill? Check. Possible hermaphrodite? CHECK! And now this. Fuck it, we’re gaga for Gaga anyway.

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PIGGY

BONUS: MISS PIGGY
• Don’t lie, you thought she could get it when you used to watch The Muppet Show. Who doesn’t love pork?

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10 Comments | Get your avatar here

  • JayK October 16, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Giada has some AMAZING TWOS on her,and Miss Piggy is the truth, I know Kermit gotta be gettin his tadpole in that all the time

  • IamPaulC October 16, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    whack….these are BIG noses? pleeeeeease

  • tysonz October 16, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    ^^^^ Wack….this what you complaining about? Did you want bigger noses ? Pleeeeease go wack off sumwhere…

  • copperkid October 16, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    for some reason a big nose is cute on a pretty face…dunno

  • Mac October 17, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    Re: Tysonz
    LOL, cheers bud, you made my day with that comment!

  • riff raff October 19, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    lol @ miss [iggy on this list.

  • major October 19, 2009 at 9:56 pm

    jessica simpson makes it look like you posted miss piggy twice.

  • The Dude October 20, 2009 at 5:49 am

    where the hell is Haylie Duff damn it!?!

  • Mike October 20, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Where is Penelope Cruz?

  • Gman November 8, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Eva mendes???

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