The 9 Hottest Roller Girls of All Time

Who doesn’t like a lady in a short skirt and knee pads who enjoys smashing other chicks? Nobody at Complex, that’s for sure. And hey, we also like a whole team of hot girls on skates that could clearly jam us up all night long if provoked, much like the ladies in Drew Barrymore’s debut directorial schlockfest masterpiece, Whip It. Out tomorrow, this coming-of-age tale follows a young Ellen Page rebelling against her conservative parents and rippin’ hard with a bunch of reject roller girls in Austin, Texas.

The chick (fighting) flick got us reminiscing about all the lovely ladies who have glided into our hearts via roller skates over the years, and we came up with the 9 Sexiest Roller Girls of All Time. See why the roller blade will remain forever cheesy, but the roller skate remains classic, usually ’cause it’s got a pretty girl strapped in…

NAME: Heather Graham
SKATES IN… Boogie Nights (1997)
WHIP IT? Yes, please. Just so long as we’re there before Marky Mark.

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NAME: Linda Blair
SKATES IN… Roller Boogie (1979)
WHIP IT? Hells yeah, provided LB’s got all that craziness out of her system.

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NAME: Meagan Good
SKATES IN… Roll Bounce
WHIP IT? But of course. And we’d obviously do a WAY better job than Bowwowwhatshisface.

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NAME: Raquel Welch
SKATES IN… Kansas City Bomber
WHIP IT? Back in the day, definitely! Today, not so much. But props to Ms. Welch for trailblazing in the hot roller girls department.

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NAME: Miss Conduct
SKATES IN… A&E’s Rollergirls
WHIP IT? We get the feeling she’d be the one holding the whip.

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NAME: Lauren London
SKATES IN… ATL
WHIP IT? You even have to ask? We’ve been rollin’ with LL for years.

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NAME: Olivia Newton-John
SKATES IN… Xanadu
WHIP IT? Only if she wears that black one piece from the last scene in Grease. And only if we can use a time machine.

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NAME: Punky Bruiser
SKATES IN… A&E Rollergirls
WHIP IT? Sure, why not? We like Punky Brewster, er, Bruiser.

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NAME: Kim Kardashian
SKATES IN… Real life, at the Pepsi Throwback Party.
WHIP IT?: You’re kidding, right?

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