Fetish Friday: Our Favorite Pale-Skinned Celebrity Women

Tans fade as summer turns into fall. That orange-tinted girl you met at the shore probably looked hot last month, but having skin like a pumpkin isn’t so natural come October. That’s why today’s Fetish Friday is our ode to fair-skinned beauties, a.k.a. pale ales. It’s getting cold and we need a winter wifey ASAP!

Keep in mind that we give extra points for girls who look a little goth and whatnot…if you’ve been keeping up with pop culture, you should know that vampires are in. With the book/movie Twilight and TV shows like True Blood running shit, pale is no longer scary—it’s sexy! So don’t be shy and click on to see our round-up of the 10 hottest celebrities with pale complexions. Thank God for that whiiiiiiiiiite!

KRISTEN STEWART
• Kristen plays the love interest of that vampire dude in Twilight. Of course she has to be pasty.

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DITA VON TEESE
• The sexy burlesque dancer has skin that’s almost translucent. Cool, we love see-through things.

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HEIDI MONTAG
• How wonderful—her hair is pale too! Matches Spencer’s flesh-colored beard.

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LILY COLE
• Red hair and fair skin pretty much go hand in hand. You already know how we feel about fire-crotches.

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EVAN RACHEL WOOD
• She’s set to play a vampire queen on future episodes of True Blood. Good thing she’s already set with costume and makeup.

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GWEN STEFANI
• She loses all the blood in her face whenever she sees Akon—you just can’t tell because she’s pretty colorless already.

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KAT VON D
• What’s a vitamin D? Exactly. Badasses don’t need sun.

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DEVON AOKI
• She’s light, but not white. Get it? We had to throw some color in this post somewhere.

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SASHA GREY
• She’s got small boobs and pale skin, but still takes the crown as the baddest chick in porn. The facials just blend in!

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ROSE MCGOWAN
• She’s the third ex-girl of Marilyn Manson on this list. Guess he had pallid women on blast before we did.

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KATY PERRY
• If they ever made a live-action Snow White, we’ve got a casting suggestion. The best way to describe her complexion? Milky. Complex co-sign on the reg.

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