Retirement Party! Bruce Bowen’s Dirtiest Moves
Bruce Bowen has no recollection of kneeing anyone in the nuts.
Whoever said, “God made dirt and dirt don’t hurt” never got kneed in the balls by Bruce Bowen. The NBA feels considerably cleaner today now that the former San Antonio Spurs guard has retired to spend his days kicking school kids in the shins. Known for his three championships and five-time NBA all-defensive team play cheap shots, Bowen infuriated opponents for the better part of a decade with dirty moves that could have ended careers (and should have ended his). In honor of his retirement, Complex revisits and rates his filthiest plays. Watch ‘em with your Wet Wipes!
Victim: Amare Stoudemire
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen MLS Ankle Kick
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Victim: Ray Allen
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Back Massage
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Victim: Steve Francis
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Ankle-Roller Coaster
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Victim: Anthony Carter
Dirty Move: The NEW AND IMPROVED! Bruce Bowen Ankle-Roller Coaster
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Victim: Amare Stoudemire
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Sternum Talking To
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Victim: Sasha Vujacic
Dirty Move: The Bruce El-Bowen
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Victim: Steve Nash
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen On-the-Balls Offense
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Victim: Wally Szczerbiak
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Fatal Flying Foot to the Face
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Victim: Chris Paul
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Knee-thage
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Victim: Chris Paul
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Bounced Check
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Victim: Allen Iverson
Dirty Move: The Bruce Bowen Question & Answer Session
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ryannn September 4, 2009 at 1:06 pm
AHAHA. so true
L0renz September 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Bruce Bowen is the man.. I would love to have this dude play for me any day. Take that WALLY!!!
wes September 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm
bruce bowen was like all the members of cobra kai combined. “SWEEP THE LEG”
swizzy September 4, 2009 at 2:16 pm
LMAO.. the face ratings are priceless
Dude September 6, 2009 at 12:34 am
That Jump Kick lmao
Javi September 7, 2009 at 2:32 am
Not all of these plays are dirty… I’ve seen players get obliterated on screens, Amare acted like a bitch.
The kick to Wally’s face was funny as hell.
The Devil September 9, 2009 at 2:07 am
LMAO
That nigga str8 drop kicked Wally Sczerbiak
the204 September 10, 2009 at 7:25 pm
that wasn’t anthony carter. that was anthony parker, anthony carter plays for the nuggets
matt September 16, 2009 at 2:36 am
typical of the way niggers play ball. if they can’t handle a guy, they just try to injure him and get him outta the game. too bad he’s walking away with his health and money. somebody shoulda met him after the game and taken out his knees.
chocolate September 19, 2009 at 3:17 am
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