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Fetish Friday: Our Favorite Flat-Chested Females

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These gorgeous girls are sexy without the help of big boobs.

There are so many beautiful girls in the world and not all of them are blessed with super twos. That’s OK though, because this week’s Fetish Friday is all about fly flat-chested women. Yeah, we can admit it: sometimes it’s nice to be able to hold breasts that fit in one hand. Big melons can be overwhelming, word to the state fair! Even Kanye co-signed smaller two’s on “Run This Town,” where he raps, “She got a ass that’ll swallow up a g-string/And up top…two bee-stings.”

So, as much as we love women who have stacks like the International House of Pancakes, we wanna show our appreciation for all the A-cups out there too. Some of our sexiest cover girls are part of the itty bitty titty committee! Check out our list of the 10 hottest celebrities with small chests

keira

KEIRA KNIGHTLEY
• Washboard abs and washboard chest. Guess the Pirates of the Caribbean stole the booty and the boobies.

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grace

GRACE PARK
• Your know our cover girl’s got skills when she can exude this much sex appeal without the excess cleavage.

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anna

ANNALYNNE MCCORD
• Good thing there’s nothing for you to get caught staring at because the 90210 star looks like she slaps hard.

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olivia

OLIVIA MUNN
• Our homegirl Olivia proves that girls can be super sexy without super twos.

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frieda

FREIDA PINTO
• Her chest is slummin’ but she still looks slammin’!

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kristen

KRISTEN BELL
• Fanboys don’t care that she has small chimichangas and we don’t either.

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natalie

NATALIE PORTMAN
• She was rockin’ the birdchest and the buzzcut yet we still want to wife her. Wait, is that a pause?

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alicia

ALICIA KEYS
• We like her small boobs because we don’t think we can handle much more than those thighs and that ass. Damn.

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sasha

SASHA GREY
• Fuck outta here with Jenna Jameson-style silicone. Our favorite porn star keeps it au natural.

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cassie

CASSIE
• Good thing our two-time cover girl has small tatas because nipple piercings just wouldn’t look as good on double D’s.

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September 4, 2009 | Permalink
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10 Comments | Get your avatar here

  • pure evil September 6, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    Hey why dont you do a feature about guys who have really small cocks, that would be awesome too..

  • Awesome September 6, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    I agree with pure evil.

  • Fr3ddy P. September 6, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    “bati bwoy eat fiyah!” (c) Rick Ross

  • Mimz September 7, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    I got 44DDD”s theya re overrated trust me, i’d do anything for a smaller cup size

    • Tony2Real September 9, 2009 at 1:32 pm

      holy smokes those must be uncomfortable…but fun

  • Anon September 7, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    Hey Mimz, it’s called breast reduction surgery. Welcome to 2009.

    I have 38 DD’s. There’s pros and cons. That’s life.

  • Flip September 7, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    “I’m just a nigga that loves titties” (c) Dave Chappelle

  • RatStaR September 7, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    Kate Hudson???

  • flatty September 8, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    I don’t really think Oliva Munn qualifies as flat chested. She a large B-cup.

  • Michael November 11, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    I don’t consider any of them to be flat chested…..some of them aren’t even small!

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