Disney x Marvel: 5 Movies They Should Make Next
Sure, it’s old news by now, but Disney’s announced purchase of Marvel and all its characters has revved up the Internet’s creativity machine, with comic-book fans and Disney-loving pedophiles alike firing up the imaging software to imagine their favorite mashups. The thing is, no one’s as good at it as we are (suck it, Conan!) Besides, no one cares about Disney characters, and the House That Walt Built knows that it’s gonna need a lot more than Mickneto to get its movie mojo back. That’s why we went ahead and planned out Disney’s next few tentpole releases (ayo!), starring the only sure-fire moneymakers in Hollywood…
BOOTY AND BEAST
STARRING: Storm and Beast
PLOT: The Foxy Brown of Xavier’s crew finds love with a brilliant and gentle man who happens to be covered in blue hair. Some other shit happens too, but we’re too busy waiting to see if Storm whips up a hurricane that blows her clothes off.
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blackdickwhitman September 2, 2009 at 5:15 pm
funny shit. good photoshop.
thepersona3000 September 3, 2009 at 11:06 am
on the real, Disney should’ve left Marvel alone cause at the same time Marvel has there universe that is (sorry to say!) bigger than Disney alone. yeah they have Disney parks around the world and movies with Walt’s name on it, can’t knock his hustle. but it won’t match the die-hard fans of Wolverine, X-Men, Spider-man, Ghost Rider, The Punisher, Venom, Nick Fury, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Daredevil and the list goes on!
how could DIsney compete with that?
johngone September 3, 2009 at 12:13 pm
a for effort.. but this was mad corny.
biz September 7, 2009 at 8:56 pm
BEAST & WOLVERINE ARE DC….SMGDH….
airjordan September 10, 2009 at 4:29 am
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truthbtold October 10, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Marvel was on the verge of going bankrupt, so Disney footed the bill for 4 billion dollars. Marvel over the years had sold the rights of most of their characters to other studios just to stay afloat. The acquisition by Disney will give Marvel an even greater commercial expose