The Twitter King: Ron Artest’s 10 Best Tweets
Ron Artest gives you that funk, that tweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
Not everybody’s fit to twit, nitwits. If not a damn person on this earth has ever wondered what’s rollin’ around in your head, chances are you don’t need to fill us in. And if you are gonna share your every move and thought with the world, you and they had better be absolutely fucking fascinating, like Ron Artest, who we are now crowning the undisputed Twitter King after reading his updates from the last week.
Long before tweets, the NBA bad boy perplexed people by applying for a Circuit City job to get the employee discount, brawling with fans in Detroit, and starting a second career as a rapper just because he loves to rap. Most athletes regurgitate carefully rehearsed clichés, especially after they join a polished team like the Los Angeles Lakers, as Ron-Ron did this summer, but you can only expect the unexpected from QB’s finest, especially now that he can take you inside his mind, 140 uncut raw characters at a time. If you’re not following the man, you should be. For proof, just check out Ron-Ron’s 10 best tweets. He’ll show you how to do this, son!
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G-Roc August 25, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Boy oh boy. Smh, but that was funny.
johngone August 25, 2009 at 3:27 pm
ron artest = hemingway of our generation ( except hes actually sober)
B.dot August 25, 2009 at 4:12 pm
LOL..that is too funny
suckitmarshall August 25, 2009 at 5:00 pm
This is the best thing ever. Can he please run for elected office. Not now, but right now.
swizzy August 25, 2009 at 6:26 pm
i always thought “take it to da house” by trick daddy was a great message. good to know that pro athletes get wedgies just like us!
dduck August 25, 2009 at 10:10 pm
that’s just stupid; What the hell is Stanky Legging?
Max in Missouri August 26, 2009 at 4:32 am
I was following Artest for a while, but there is just too much garbage from the guy. He re-tweets like comment that anyone sends him lol.
And I find the white person asking “what the hell is stanky legging?” absolutely hilarious.
Korey M Knapper August 26, 2009 at 9:45 am
lmao
Hooped Up August 26, 2009 at 6:59 pm
That why Ron-Ron is on Hooped Up’s: All-Twitter First Team!
StankyLeg September 2, 2009 at 9:23 pm
I now feel like as an African American, that our future is safe in his hands. Barack Obama should make a new department called Homeboy Security and lock his ass in it FO LIFE!!! But his ignorance is hilarious.
Mike September 17, 2009 at 10:03 am
Ron Artest is a retard, and that’s an insult to real retards.
PoloFiend October 19, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Lol he needs his own unscripted show.