Fetish Friday: Smoking Girls

It’s a brand new Fetish Friday and Complex is here to kick off your weird weekend fantasies. Last week, we shared our love for chicks who have crazy fingernails, and today, we’re desiring women who smoke cigarettes.

Yeah, smoking causes lung cancer and like 15 other really hideous ways to die, but there’s something about a hot and confident woman exhaling silvery vapors from her lips. As long as she isn’t blowing the fumes in our face, we’re gonna have a great time imagining what else would fulfill her oral fixation. Catch our drift? Whether these girls smoke in real life, or were just photographed with a cig for a photoshoot, they look really good doing it. Check out our list of the 10 female celebrities who look sexy while smoking…

GISELE BUNDCHEN
• We’re pretty positive that even if Gisele’s mouth tastes like an ashtray, Tom Brady would still make out with her. Shit, we’d still kiss her if her mouth tasted like a fart. Just sayin’.

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KATE HUDSON
• Another smoker who’s hooking up with a pro athlete. Message to Kate, with us, you can feel free to smoke after our “training regimen” any time you want.

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LILY ALLEN
• Lily got expelled from high school for giving blow jobs to boys. Guess she picked up smoking to resist her urges. The former habit is fine with us!

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DIANE KRUGER
• Diane’s the sexy star in Quentin Tarantino’s new movie, Inglourious Basterds and we hear she shares the same love for Newports as Noreaga. Only joking.

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ANNE HATHAWAY
• Regardless of whether she’s brunette or blonde, or uses the front door or the back, Anne makes smoking look sexy.

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LINDSAY LOHAN
• Lindsay’s got a whole lot of substance abuse problems, but if she ever wants to quit cigarettes, we got something in our pants she can smoke instead.

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ADRIANA LIMA
• Crack is wack, but Adriana dressed as Amy Winehouse for a photoshoot with Love magazine and made smoking (cigarettes, that is!) look more attractive than ever.

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BEYONCE
• We’re guessing Jay disapproves, but Bey looks hypnotizing when she smokes in the opening of Suga Mama. Damn, that’s some kinda ash!

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KATE MOSS
• Smoking keeps you thin, so at least it’s got that going for it.

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AMBER ROSE
• Wait, we’re about to get clever: she’s smoking and she’s also smokin’. See what we did there?!