Dude Looks Like a Lady: 7 Women Rumored to be Hermaphrodites
Gossip used to surround Lady Gaga because of her outrageous outfits and controversial candor. Now the focus is a little different: all the trashy celebrity blogs have been running with the rumor that Lady Gaga is actually Senor Lady Gaga. When something seemingly non-vagina-like slipped out from under her skirt at a recent performance, the rumors began to swirl.
While we wouldn’t be that surprised if Gaga was packing, let’s be real—the allegations are false. Not only is clinical hermaphroditism rarer than rappers with a sense of humor, but these types of rumors pop up for all kinds of female celebs. Chances are, there are a couple of chicks you’d twist out who have been whispered to be rockin’ the frank and beans to go along with the sweet potato pie. Keep reading to check out 7 Women Rumored To Be Hermaphrodites after the jump. Let the scrutiny of famous women’s crotches begin!
FERGIE
Evidence For: “Lady lumps” may have actually referred to her balls; meth face is eerily similar to mydickisbiggerthanyours face.
Evidence Against: We can’t exactly think of any right now, so how about the fact that we’d still have sex with her?
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NICOLE KIDMAN
Evidence For: She was married to Tom Cruise. *lawyering up*
Evidence Against: She told Vanity Fair that she was pregnant at 23 but miscarried. Actual hermaphroditism would make pregnancy exceedingly rare. Man, that was kinda dry. Dick joke dick joke dick joke!
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JAMIE LEE CURTIS
Evidence For: Adopted kids, “my doctor knows the doctor who treats her, and I swear she has a Y chromosome dude!”
Evidence Against: Her strip tease in True Lies. Sorry, kids, but there’s no moose knuckle in there.
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CHYNA (JOANIE LAURER)
Evidence For: Masculine facial features and a, uh, huge clitoris. That’s not a little man in a boat, that’s Andre the fucking Giant in a cruise ship. (Yes, there are pictures, and no, we’re not going to link them. Google is thataway.)
Evidence Against: Fuck hermaphrodite, that’s a dude with a vizzadge.
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AMANDA LEAR
Evidence For: Homegirl is 6′3!
Evidence Against: She’s not actually a hermaphrodite, she’s just half-Janice from The Muppet Show.
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CIARA
Evidence For: A strong jaw, a waist-hip ratio close to 1, and…is that an adam’s apple?!
Evidence Against: If she had a dick, wouldn’t Bow Wow’s vagina have been a little small for them to make it work?
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LADY GAGA
Evidence For: Being a supreme butterface.
Evidence Against: Those are not the curves of a woman with a schlong. It’s science!
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donjohnson August 7, 2009 at 5:45 pm
this is histerical… i love how lady gaga definitely has a dick and that picture of chyna’s clit is fucking DISGUSTING
rashad August 7, 2009 at 10:51 pm
wow ! i was reading about this today. either way it goes i still love lady gaga because she/he lol has a different creative and rare style & her music is sick hands down.
Derek August 8, 2009 at 7:57 am
Chyna is not a man. Buy her autobiography because there are dozens of photos of her as a baby and young child and she is all woman. she abused steroids in her early career and that is why she looks so manly.
Derek August 8, 2009 at 8:00 am
Chyna also had ovarian cancer several years ago, she had to have one of her ovaries removed.
SuckIT August 9, 2009 at 3:00 am
Uhm, why do people vote Lady Gaga is a man when that is clearly a woman.
She wears no pants, just cause she has a fold in her leotard in a bad pic that makes her a man?
I don’t think so!
She’s all woman and already debunked the rumors! And SHE ROCKS!
anon August 15, 2009 at 7:38 pm
hey dude,
watch the video of her on youtube called “Laddy Gaga is a man” and you’ll see a dick flop out in one of her performances. Dude or half dude for sre
Den August 30, 2009 at 10:34 am
She admitted it in a radio inter veiw and ciara got asked if she was one she laughed and said “it is what it is”
Donald Dasani August 9, 2009 at 6:57 pm
look at Gaga’s ass in that pic though. whew!
T. Washington August 10, 2009 at 2:20 am
This is hilarious as balls. PUN INTENDED. To be truthful if Chyna said she were a dude (which she isn’t) would anyone be that shocked.
LOLintheLES August 10, 2009 at 1:53 pm
didn’t GaGa release a statement saying she was born a hermaphrodite? whatever the case she has a sick body and can sing her ass off. suspect face, but nonetheless talented and creative.
Ruru August 10, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Dude, Jamie Lee Curtis IS a herm. She confirmed it.
lol August 11, 2009 at 3:46 am
i think lady gaga has a big bush in there :P causing that lump
airjordan September 10, 2009 at 3:08 am
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Seth November 15, 2009 at 11:38 am
For years I thought Paris Hilton was/is a transvestite. Big veiny hands and feet, and those camel toe pics look more like a careless tuck-job with her balls draped over her thong. Plus she acts like a real crossdressing diva, and only a tranny would go 24/7 in heels.
Seth November 15, 2009 at 11:41 am
As for Ciara, who I think is all woman, “Goodies” refers not to her crotch, but apparently to her feet [rumored to be size 12]