10 Butter Face Women We’d Probably Still Bag
Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly personality. Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly sense of style. Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly-ass grill that looks like Mickey Rourke after fighting 12 rounds. This last phenomenon has become known “Butter Face,” as in “everything but-her-face”…get it? Good job.
In the age of Photoshop trickery and high-tech makeup engineering, Butter Faces have become bolder than ever. Read on below to see our countdown of 10 Butter Faces We’d Probably Still Bag. And remember, it’s all love…
#10 BROOKE HOGAN [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
This is Hulk Hogan’s kid. Rubbing up against this girl is the equivalent to rubbing up against Hulk Hogan. With a boob job. Number 10, as in ten cocktails deep before we cross the line on this one.
#9 BUFFIE THE BODY [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
She’s got an ass like that, but that whole “getting to know you” thing isn’t really in the cards. This is why rap videos choose quick cuts over slow motion pans.
#8 TIFFANY “NEW YORK” POLLARD [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
Holy crap, how did she fit that much saline in those things?! We would gladly take a nap on those “Weird Science” two’s as long as she promised to cover her tranny face with a ski mask.
#7 CHLOE SEVIGNY [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
The thing about Sevs is that she’s not trying to trick you with a bunch of hooker makeup. She is what she is, and gets her fame from that awkward face. And it works. Not saying we’re going to look up, but it works.
#6 MELANIE “SCARY SPICE” BROWN [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
Her great body got her a workout video deal, but her face…come on baby, there was a reason why they chose five Spice Girls instead of just one. It’s called the “Spice Girls Conspiracy”—word to Barney Stinson.
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jocyn86 July 21, 2009 at 5:16 pm
hahaha…i thought tila was pretty
rox July 21, 2009 at 5:20 pm
this countdown is reeeeedonkulous…all these women are not Butterfaces…however did this post u a barf brain
rox July 21, 2009 at 5:20 pm
i mean whoever*
Lex July 21, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Mel B & Vida shouldn’t be on this list – the rest can stick!!
Anom. August 16, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I agree. I don’t think either is bad-looking at all.
vazquez July 21, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Vida shouldn’t be on this list. You guys forgot Paris Hilton after Jessica Alba.
bg July 27, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Jessica Alba is beautiful… u must be dumb
killa July 21, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I agree with most of the list, and even on point (buffie should be no 1)
But Vida and Lady Gaga? Cmon you guys gotta be gay.
Ross July 29, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I agree,..TOTALLY
Nas October 21, 2009 at 3:21 pm
yeah vida shouldn’t be on the list. her true butter face wasn’t bad she just looked normal
B.dot July 21, 2009 at 6:36 pm
that was a horrible pic of Mel B. Vida’s face is okay nothing to run from.
Goliano July 21, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Being a buttaface means there’s no question you’d “bag” ‘em and, IMO, half of these babes aren’t butta, at all.
word is bond - thats whats up July 21, 2009 at 9:21 pm
lets be serious
I do all of them without the bag…
well except buffy
and i wouldnt do new york with the bag
enjoi July 21, 2009 at 9:50 pm
since girls now understand what a butterface is, ive since heard them being called jofa’s….like the hockey company…nice equipment but an ugly bucket
Tony July 21, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Lady Gaga + Chloe = WHOA. I never seen Gaga without glasses or a lampshade covering her face and now I know why.
Mel B is fine tho, yall missed that one.
The Devil July 22, 2009 at 12:01 am
Mel B. aint no damn butter face. She was the finest one in the Spice Girls.
Word on Vida, Gaga, and Fergie, Brooke Hogan, and New York, but there’s NOTHING attractive today about Lil’ Kim or Chloe Sevigny. These women don’t have great bodies either. They’re just um . . . ugly.
Mook July 22, 2009 at 12:44 am
Teyana Taylor? Rev Runs Daughters? And they cousin too lol
Joe July 22, 2009 at 1:32 am
Buffie & Lil Kim are the only true butter faces, and New York isn’t so much a butta face as just great (fake) set of tits attached to an annoying person.
Chuck July 22, 2009 at 3:43 am
This is the 2nd time I’ve seen Vida Guerra on a “butterface” list. Has the world gone mad? There are tons of female celebs you could legitimately use. Vida is a pretty girl. For that matter, so is Melanie Brown and Chloe S. I mean, come on. What about Mya? Even Jessica Biel would make more sense on this list than these stupid choices.
Meow July 22, 2009 at 8:55 am
Wheres Lisa Rina and Amanda Bynes and Kat De Luna?
TreyPeezy July 22, 2009 at 11:18 am
LOL this is classic! SO TRUE
riff raff July 22, 2009 at 12:03 pm
tila tequila is definitely a must on this list, she is overrated. I also disagree with Vida being on the list.
stereo July 22, 2009 at 1:08 pm
LOL! great post complex but i not sure if vida should of been there
Mr. Sandwich July 22, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Buffy is fine as hell, face included. and Vida Is just gorgeous! Lady Gaga is indeed the definition of buttaface. fergie is too.
Lowedwn July 22, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I knew there was reason I loved Complex…but straight up, take Vida off this list she’s far from a butter-face and New York should be #1.
Jerome July 22, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Wow lol… Mel B and Vida should not be on this list. You just picked out a bad pic from Mel B, her face actually isn’t that bad. Moving on to Vida lol? are you people crazy or what??? Shes beautiful, just look at that cute face.
I agree on the rest of them though. Never seen GaGa without the glasses on… and that chloe girl doesn’t even have a nice body, let alone face lol…
The Devil July 23, 2009 at 12:07 am
Damn, Vida still has her people spamming the net, trying to convince the world she’s “pretty”?
tRILL MACKoy July 24, 2009 at 4:15 pm
this list was whack, i can think of several real butter face that should be on here & vida g, gaga & tila def. shouldn’t hav been on here…
The Dude July 25, 2009 at 4:11 am
ha..this list is spot on with only one major hot butterface missing, the queen really, Fergie
Davo August 15, 2009 at 10:13 pm
thought Gaga was a trannie?
nath August 16, 2009 at 12:29 am
Funny how 90% of these women aren’t the typical anglo-saxon caucasian.
Racism is yummy.
Nadea August 16, 2009 at 2:28 am
THE FUCK IS THIS? MELANIE BROWN IS NOT FUCKING UGLY.
llloo August 16, 2009 at 12:01 pm
waaaaaaa complexe magazine=magazine of shi………..!!!!!!!!!!!
biza August 16, 2009 at 12:05 pm
not funny
gg August 16, 2009 at 12:12 pm
fuck complexe fuck complexe fuck complexe fuck complexe fuck complexe.fuck complexe fuck complexe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
etfp August 17, 2009 at 2:53 am
great eastbound and down reference
stacy August 17, 2009 at 5:49 am
i think the butter face pic of lil kim is before she fixed her plastic surgery
Mr. Gaga August 17, 2009 at 10:54 am
NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
TXTerrorist August 17, 2009 at 11:19 am
um yeeah….in all fairness, I don’t consider Vida to be REAL pretty, but i dont agree with her being on this list or Mel B either. On the contrary, Tila definitely belongs as well as all the others. And to whoever in the hell above mentioned that Mya or Jessica Alba should be on the list, well, I guess i’m just speechless…..WTF
TXTerrorist August 17, 2009 at 11:21 am
oh yeah here’s a suggestion….TYRA BANKS! She’s definitely not the cute female she used to be 10+ years ago, but i’d be lyin if i said a night alone with Tyra and 2 StaminaRx pills wouldnt be quite pleasing…lol
Fthis August 17, 2009 at 12:56 pm
That pic of Lil Kim is like 4 years old sweetie, your cheap website/magazine could ATLEAST be up to date. Just a bunch of woman hating as usual, how about 10 butter face men we’d still bag? Exactly.
Sole_on_ice August 19, 2009 at 2:11 pm
They are tripping with Mel B and Vida being on the list. Neither one of there “Butterface” pics are bad……….they actually look good.
Fergie should be number one, he face got more bad sides than a turd
Black/Cloud August 29, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Where is Mariah ?
B-Boy August 31, 2009 at 6:34 pm
wow i guess im the only one who thought the list was on point 100. they are prolly butter facves because without makeup or with too much makeup the look like dudes especially that pic of buffie….but on another im late on finding out the gaga had ass like dat…diesel
rob September 2, 2009 at 8:34 am
agree with the list except – like almost everybody else has said – except for mel b and vida
DBest September 15, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I personally would hit everyone on the list except chloe; she’s just ugly. I agree with some of the list, but I think mel b & vida should be excluded completely + y’all were on point with Tila,Kim, Buffie, & Gaga but there are worse butter faces out there than the rest. Like NY is just annoying but I’d hit her. Decent job i guess
T. Washington September 20, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Lol. No playin… I’d smash.Gimme a 2,5.and a 10 and I’m straight.
Dre September 26, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Why Mel B?????
Why Vida??????
James September 27, 2009 at 3:14 am
Yeah I don’t get why Mel B. is on this list. Mel B. is not a butterface someone else could have replaced her on this list. I think #1 butterface ahould have been Tila even though she is not as famous as everyone else. I also think she looks more like a monchichi than a mogwai.
copperkid October 16, 2009 at 9:23 pm
mel b has a gorgeous face and vida is alright…niether one should be on the list tila tequila apple head ass should be though
ginger November 9, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Rihanna should be number one. Mel b and Vida shouldn’t be on the list.