10 Butter Face Women We’d Probably Still Bag
Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly personality. Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly sense of style. Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly-ass grill that looks like Mickey Rourke after fighting 12 rounds. This last phenomenon has become known “Butter Face,” as in “everything but-her-face”…get it? Good job.
In the age of Photoshop trickery and high-tech makeup engineering, Butter Faces have become bolder than ever. Read on below to see our countdown of 10 Butter Faces We’d Probably Still Bag. And remember, it’s all love…
#10 BROOKE HOGAN [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
This is Hulk Hogan’s kid. Rubbing up against this girl is the equivalent to rubbing up against Hulk Hogan. With a boob job. Number 10, as in ten cocktails deep before we cross the line on this one.
#9 BUFFIE THE BODY [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
She’s got an ass like that, but that whole “getting to know you” thing isn’t really in the cards. This is why rap videos choose quick cuts over slow motion pans.
#8 TIFFANY “NEW YORK” POLLARD [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
Holy crap, how did she fit that much saline in those things?! We would gladly take a nap on those “Weird Science” two’s as long as she promised to cover her tranny face with a ski mask.
#7 CHLOE SEVIGNY [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
The thing about Sevs is that she’s not trying to trick you with a bunch of hooker makeup. She is what she is, and gets her fame from that awkward face. And it works. Not saying we’re going to look up, but it works.
#6 MELANIE “SCARY SPICE” BROWN [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
Her great body got her a workout video deal, but her face…come on baby, there was a reason why they chose five Spice Girls instead of just one. It’s called the “Spice Girls Conspiracy”—word to Barney Stinson.
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PssshBye December 30, 2009 at 3:36 pm
This list was obviously done by some geeky white nerd because MelB is gorgeous and Vida is cute too. No Paris Hilton, No Kate Moss, Renee Zelweger, Pam Anderson, Juia Roberts, Amy Winehouse, and God lets not forget Camren Diaz with her pizza face full of acne. In conclusion, this has lead me to believe that the person who made this “list” has something out againt women of color. Cause the only real ugly ones on the list were lil kim and that NY chick. Two thumbs down for this BULLs*it list…and my pinky toe!
Okay?? December 30, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Who ever made this list is full of shit.
You take pictures of any beautiful woman when they are in a bad situation. Obviously they are going to look UGLY. God.
Take the shit out your eyes and stop judging people.
Daywalker(The Daydream!!!!) December 30, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Ok, HERE goes:
10) Brooke Hogan: Wouldn’t touch her
9) Buffy: Got banged by Gucci Mane and reportedly had toilet paper stuck in her ass..
8)New York: Nigga, there ain’t enough alcohol on the planet!!! Nuff said…
7)Chloe Sevigny: She sucked off her director/boyfriend in a lame assed frilck called the “Brown Bunny”…So aside from being a hoe, she has little to offer…
8) Mel B.: She screwed Eddie Murphy, who has a thing for trannies….
Daywalker(The Daydream!!!!) December 30, 2009 at 7:57 pm
5)Tila Tequila: No way in hell, I’d touch her!! I wouldn’t spit on her for fear of mixing bodily fluids!!!
4)Lil Kim: Sorry, but the idea of fucking “THE JOKER” just doesn’t appeal to me…
3)Fergie: Okay, now her I’d hit…..
2)Vida Guerra: She could get got too…The only issue is that she reportedly got with Jamie Foxx…
1)LADY GaGA: I would knock sparks outta her ass!!
Daywalker(The Daydream!!!!) December 30, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Lame assed flick called “THE BROWN BUNNY” * (TYPO)
ray December 31, 2009 at 4:46 am
you people are crazy! all those ugly azz white butter faced hoes in hollyweird, and this is the best you could come up with! no jessica sara parker, juliette lewis, paris hilton, anne hathaway, jessica simpson, kristen dunst, claire danes ect…
GrandSlam December 31, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I 100% co-sign with PssshBye on that 1.
jay January 14, 2010 at 10:32 pm
yall crazy. Mel B, tila, lil kim and gaga are fine as helll. vida is ugly and the rest
Lady Boleyn January 27, 2010 at 1:35 pm
You’ew fucking insane if you think Chloe Sevigny is a butter face. And to daywalker, holy fucking christ I don’t think I’ve heard more sexism coming out of one asshole in my life.