Pop Culture’s Greatest Interracial College Roommates4:51 pm | Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

MOVIES:

DRUMLINE
• Forgot about li’l white dude with the bass drum, didn’t you? Doing his little push-ups and whatnot. He just LOVES THE MUSIC, man–that’s why he attended a HBCU institution! It has nothing to do with the proud majesty of Nubian princesses and their genetic superiority over cave bitches. Seriously.

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HOUSE PARTY 2
• A pajama jammie jam just isn’t the same without the original Kamron (tap the bottle and twist the wack raps cap!). He and Kid made quite the photogenic pair. How are they not huge matinee idols today?

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HOW HIGH
• As bad as this movie is, the token Asian roommate made the shit even worse. And let’s not even get into what happened with that TV show they tried to do… Sorry, Reggie. We don’t blame you for this one.

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SCREAM 2
• Neve Campbell & Elise Neal didn’t quite measure up to Neve Campell & Denise Richards (holla at us!), but it was something…at least until they killed off Elise Neal. SMH.

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VAN WILDER
• Ryan Reynolds and Tek from The Real World, you are interracial party animals the likes of which we’d never seen and might never have seen again…until the straight-to-DVD sequel took Kumar to England and gave him a house full of zany white fla—zzzzzzzz. Sorry, what? The last thing we remember, someone asked us about Van Wilder.