Complex’s Best of 2009 (So Far): The Top 10 Movies

A best-of list at the year’s halfway point? Hell yeah, but ain’t a damn thing about it done halfway.
Blow the whistle—it’s halftime in 2009! All week long we’ve been listing our favorite things that floated into the Complex universe in the past six months. We already gave you our picks for the best sneakers, albums, style essentials, and video games; now, we close the week out with The Top 10 Movies. Fortunately movies haven’t sucked like rap has, so we had to really think about what deserved a spot and how it measured up to the rest. What we were left with is a legit list of must-see, worth-the-price-of-admission flicks (or at least the time it takes to download them illegally). Action, comedy, drama, romance, horror, sci-fi, sports, animation, documentary, blockbuster, indie—we’ve got it all. Find out which flick took the top spot and why as we count it down. As always, let us know if you have bad taste and disagree.

#10: Observe and Report
DIRECTOR: Jody Hill
STARS: Seth Rogen, Anna Faris, Ray Liotta, Michael Peña, Jesse Plemons
PLOT: Bipolar and professionally impotent mall cop Ronnie Barnhardt (Rogen) competes with real police to catch a flasher who’s throwing his junk around the shopping center parking lot.
THE COMPLEX CO-SIGN: After playing several harmless, well-intentioned slackers, Rogen goes to the comedic dark side like Travis Bickle with the jokey-jokes. Date rape has never been so funny! (Hey, we didn’t make it #1.)
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DIRECTORS: Anna Boden, Ryan Fleck
STARS: Algenis Perez Soto, Rayniel Rufino
PLOT: Recruited to play in the U.S. minor leagues, Dominican pitching phenom Miguel “Sugar” Santos (Perez Soto) struggles with culture shock, competition, and his own drive as he attempts to go pro and pull his family out of poverty.
THE COMPLEX CO-SIGN: With all the baseball movies out there, this is the first we’ve seen that explores the plight of players trying to make it out of developing-world slums. On-field performance aside, do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to find a chick in Iowa who can cook arroz con frijoles y pollo and dance merengue? Fuck a curveball—Sugar hurls heat at your head!
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DIRECTOR: Greg Mottola
STARS: Jesse Eisenberg, Kristen Stewart, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader
PLOT: High school grad James Brennan (Eisenberg) learns about life and love while reluctantly working at a rundown amusement park to help pay for college.
THE COMPLEX CO-SIGN: We haven’t experienced a theme park coming of age this good since we got dome on a carousel for the first time.
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DIRECTOR: John Hamburg
STARS: Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Rashida Jones, Jaime Pressley, Jon Favreau, Andy Samberg
PLOT: Peter Klaven (Rudd), a man so disturbingly pussy-whipped that he never took time out to develop male friendships, goes on a series of man-dates to find a Best Man for his wedding.
THE COMPLEX CO-SIGN: Rudd and Segel are two halves of the best bromance ever that doesn’t involve Brody Jenner and/or anal penetration in a tent on a mountain.
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DIRECTOR: James Toback
STARS: Mike Tyson
PLOT: Tyson talks about his wild life experiences, from first-round knockouts and fortune to ear-biting and face tats, as each memorable moment is revisited in archival footage and photographs.
THE COMPLEX CO-SIGN: Iron Mike is the only person who knows what the hell is going on inside his head. You may still not fully understand even after he speaks on it, but it’s without a doubt his most convincing knockout in years.
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nation June 19, 2009 at 6:31 pm
word, kinda
vazquez June 19, 2009 at 6:55 pm
drag me to hell is stupid. Watch Taken instead, R-rated version as the torture practices are better.
W. J. Rice June 20, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Drag me to hell?
You guys should have waited until the summer ended for TF2, HP, Joe
Jordan June 20, 2009 at 5:09 pm
HELL NAW……DIS DA TOP 10 WEAK ASZ MOVIES OF 2009
Yea? June 22, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Ha! What’s your top ten movies? Wolverine? Go jerk off to Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, you no class possessing ignorant monkey.
trung June 25, 2009 at 3:11 am
jordan, your ass got blasted. hilarious! please tell me you are spelling like a retard on purpose.
Zac June 23, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Sin Nombre is the best film so far this year.. next to Up and the horror movie Martyrs
mac June 26, 2009 at 3:32 pm
you need to upload the top 10 pornos as well, i’m fucking fed up of searching high and low on the net for some decent material to knock one out to.
Karley July 11, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Where the hell is Transformers 2?
Max Tideman July 21, 2009 at 10:13 pm
observe and report was absolutely terrible. complete crap almost walked out half way through it.
Ivan Evangelista September 21, 2009 at 2:15 am
Taken FTW! Neeson kicks ass!