Wifey or Trifey: Mary-Louise Parker

WIFEY? She’s got a resilient heart.
Seven months after planting a seed, actor Billy Crudup contracted a case of midlife stupid and ditched his Baby’s mother, Mary Louise, for Claire Danes, ten years his junior. Mary Louise’s other baby daddy—a.k.a. her Mexican drug lord lover on Weeds—might decide to kill her in the new season. Maybe it’s time a real man wifed Mary Louise and showed her that life isn’t all about hitting and quitting.

TRIFEY? She’s a mom…for real.
Kids on the playground are cute, sure. But get involved with this real life mama of two, and soon your kicks are covered in magic marker and your TV is stained with pizza grease.

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