Wifey Or Trifey: Sasha Grey
Does Sasha Grey get the ring or just the pearl necklace?
We’ve never really thought of Sasha Grey as wifey material. Maybe it’s those 150-plus movies she’s made where guys with elephantitis of the dong degrade her for money. Yes, it’s difficult to imagine a porn star as our boo, but ever since we saw her in a real acting role, playing a prostitute in Steven Soderbergh’s art film The Girlfriend Experience, we’ve wondered if she might actually be someone worth showing the ring too (and we’re not even talking about the one that keeps us fully engorged).
Granted, playing a high class whore isn’t that big a stretch for Sasha, but at least she didn’t get choked out by any monster cocks. It’s a step in the right direction, so Complex is willing to give her a shot or two (and a chance to vie for the title of wifey!). Check out the arguments for both sides and help us decide if Sasha Grey deserves to walk the aisle in an off-white gown…
WIFEY?
Sasha is a serious actress. No really. Even before The Girlfriend Experience, she tackled important issues and put a mirror up to people’s faces. If not for her films, how would we know about the perils of smoking (Throat: A Cautionary Tale), the evils of corporate malfeasance (Face Fucking, Inc.) or the environmental impact of gas guzzling (Cum Fart Cocktails 5)?
TRIFEY?
We’ll accept that she can really act if she ever plays a character who doesn’t have sex for money. Unlike Sasha, when a dude is pinching her nose and making sweet love to her esophagus, we’re not holding our breath. Speaking of which, will Sasha ever be able to produce tears without a dog leash and something to gag on? Meryl Streep she’s not.
McJones May 26, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I would marry Sasha Grey
young pt May 26, 2009 at 8:40 pm
word, i’d wife her up too. she’s a real nasty little girl in the sack, but she looks good enough to get away with it, and she got a brain… isnt this what men dream of?
sp May 26, 2009 at 8:45 pm
ya shes wat men dream of but the million and 1 different stds and the possibility of her biting ur cock off for fun kind of outweigh that
KenTheMan May 26, 2009 at 10:16 pm
You people think cause a bitch seems seems like she can get along with you cause she has a brain you can wife her up ..Shes a slut..i dont care if she cures cancer she is a slut..deal with that…she fucks well..probably..
The Devil May 27, 2009 at 1:07 am
She’s a hookah!!!
What the fuck is wrong witcha?
Ain’t yo mama ever tell you that you can’t turn a “Ho into a Housewife”?
Stop being a simp, go to your local college, find a REAL intellectual girl, who doesn’t suck dick for a living and has actual GOALS, and keep turn her into your “ho”.
u dumbass May 28, 2009 at 11:16 am
a hookah is a pipe u smoke out of…
The Devil May 29, 2009 at 1:27 am
You idiot. I wasn’t trying to properly spell “hooker” I spelled it the way it was supposed to be read, which was with an accent.
Dae-Hyun Kin Ph.D May 27, 2009 at 3:44 am
stop frontin’,she would get wifed up and then you’d tell everybody she’s an art student
hugolin May 27, 2009 at 11:05 am
She could be a wifey if she stops doin porn ! I can’t share my wife!
DarrylStrawberry May 27, 2009 at 8:10 pm
word. you cant turn a hoe into a housewife.
Davis D June 2, 2009 at 4:36 pm
always a porn star dies a porn star.