Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest German Women
Dallas Mavs forward Dirk Nowitzki may not have 99 problems, but it seems his baby mama might be one. Apparently his girlfriend Cristal Taylor is pregnant, which is bad enough…but then add the fact that she’s currently locked up in Beaumont, TX on charges of fraud, forgery and probation violation. Ouch. Somebody should’ve done a little background checkitzki before wetting that jumper!
But the really sad part for poor Dirk is that he bypassed a great selection of smokin’ Teutonic chronic from his native Germany! Halfway around the world, aspiring German basketball players are getting lectured by their mothers: “You zee vhat happens vhen you do zhe horizontal polka vith zose American girls? Zhem Yankee frauleins ist sieben dreissig!” As a public service to those young ballers—as well as you readers—we present the 9 Hottest German Women…
#9. Sandra Bullock
Claim to Fame: The daughter of a German opera singer, Ess-Bee’s played Keanu Reeve’s love interest in three movies, but we won’t hold it against her. On the contrary, what we’d like to hold against her is…a nice cold compress. You know, in case she got a headache or something.
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Julia Stegner
Claim to Fame: Known for covers in Elle Magazine and countless advertising campaigns, she’s now the new face for Mercedes-Benz. We’d check under her hood waaaaay before the limited warranty ran out.
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1 May 20, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I want them all. Great list.
B.Dot May 20, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Top 8 and number 7 for me has peaked my interest..
limon May 20, 2009 at 6:32 pm
I’m from Germany… i’m really sorry but this is a bad list xD Jeanette Biederman is always on the top of unsexy lists. Susan Sideropoulus!? Come on guys I KNOW you can do better than that;)
Mekuh May 20, 2009 at 6:45 pm
number 3 is fug
Bob May 20, 2009 at 8:46 pm
KLOOOOM FTW!!
DarrylStrawberry May 20, 2009 at 9:24 pm
damn.. you guys really ought to change the title so it doesn’t say “Hottest”.. cos other than Klum, this list is more clueless than alicia silverstone.
joe May 20, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Heidi Klum has a flat ass. Check it out next time. From the front…hot.
From the back…adolescent boy.
Dirk May 21, 2009 at 1:19 am
I vundestand now.
Killya May 21, 2009 at 4:35 am
Where’s Amy Reid!!! This list sucks ass
JayK May 21, 2009 at 12:32 pm
#7 is effing HOT
JayK May 21, 2009 at 12:35 pm
^word AMy Reid can get it, of course the OG Heidi is #1
Eman August 5, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Where is Katarina Witt or Gisele Bundchen? Angela Gossow, singer for Arch Enemy, and porn star Katja Kassin deserve honorable mention as well.
Xatalia August 6, 2009 at 8:03 am
Im german and I must say,
bad choice of woman
you’ve picked out the ugliest, except Claudia Schiffer then