Wifey Or Trifey: Alicia Keys
The biggest gossip news over the weekend was that Swizz Beatz confirmed that he’s indeed dating Alicia Keys, after steadily denying it for the past few months. Not only did Swizzy say the two are a pair, he even said that he’s in love with Alicia (awww!).
And really what’s not to love? She’s hot, talented and classy. She’s so much of a triple threat we put her on our cover a little while ago. But no one, no one is the perfect girl, and we’re sure Swizzy’s ex-wife to be Mashonda has a different view of A. Keys, so we’ve put the Hell’s Kitchen-raised hottie through our ultimate test. Check out the evidence and cast your vote on whether Alicia is a wifey or a trifey. Showtime!
WIFEY?
Alicia is involved in many charities and is also co-founder of the “Keep a Child Alive” project that provides medicine to families with HIV and AIDS in Africa. Her generosity will definitely come in handy if when we get our “I’m-Going-to-Stay-Home-and-Watch-Sportscenter-All-Day” fund going.
TRIFEY?
Alicia had a long-term relationship with Kerry Brothers who goes by the nickname “Krucial.” (She allegedly made dude wait a year before letting him smash. Which is kinda old school wifey, but then again she did let him hit it, which is kinda any school ugh.) Krucial huh? Sounds like a douche bag to us. Even Cool or Dre would’ve been a step-up, and those guys make Sean Kingston look cool.
MICHAEL May 18, 2009 at 3:31 pm
WIFEY ALL DAY, I STILL CAN’T BELIVE THAT NIGGA SWIZZY PULLED THAT! SMH
JayK May 18, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Wife that ass up in a quick second, i love her music, especially when its on mute
Mr Bellwether May 18, 2009 at 4:47 pm
that is my dream Wifey. Wifey all day.
Eps May 18, 2009 at 5:00 pm
good cheeks on her, def hitch.
eskay May 18, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Alicia saying the word “pussy” in Smoking Aces > life
DarrylStrawberry May 18, 2009 at 5:31 pm
dime
Mr Slow Flow May 19, 2009 at 5:22 am
G-Unit and the Dipshits are not real gangsta rap. Ice Cube, C-Bo and The Dogg Pound are real gangsta rap.
biz May 19, 2009 at 9:26 am
16% of yal dudes is gay.
Mekuh May 19, 2009 at 12:36 pm
all 8 answers above me her hilari-sad. she’s a trifey, breaking up marriages gets the gas face
Prize May 19, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Wife that!
It’s ok to break up marriages when it’s an obvious upgrade.
R.O. May 19, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Keys is just any old chick from the block. The grammys and the cash? Doesn’t mean nathing. The fact that she is exalted for singing a fucking song. This broad would run to any street nigga she could find and drop all her cheese, but niggaz is not interested in that. She can only fuck with corny niggaz like Swizz Beats. Wow…….
Bandit May 19, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Im ZooTed… MAD aT YOU GuYs For Even askIng THIS,,,WIFEYYYY all DAY …EVERY DAY…is fucking alicia keys
G33 May 22, 2009 at 10:12 pm
wifey
Stuff Ghetto People Like May 23, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Wifey. Why? Not many have a squeaky clean, innocent record when it comes to getting in some closed door smut. If such skeletons can be overlooked or overcome, get yours and make a smile on your face.
Just have the machete ready for the cutoff if/when it happens to you…
neefevierbime August 16, 2009 at 3:35 am
checked
Truth October 29, 2009 at 11:39 am
I’m a straight female but that woman is classy. If their is any woman in R&B that deserves to be wifed up it Alicia. I don’t know how Swizz got her but good on him. And Mashonda was too quick to start running her mouth when those papers got filed. To Mashonda: Swizz left because he got sick of hearing your mouth not because of Alicia.
NUN YA November 11, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Wifey all day she might of boke up and then married but she still the one ya all listen to don’t deny it you know the niggaz she be ain’t all that hot but you know how she but ya all still know ya all listen to her songs and even if you put on mute you might take off and listen to her wonderful voice dont deny it it just goes to show how some people want to be talked about
JAYK don’t deny you like her music you know you do so stop hating so back of like i said before
WIFEY ALL DAY CUZ SHE CAN’t BE A TRIFEY cuz she get niggaz cuz they all find her hot how bout it