Wifey Or Trifey: Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman—homemaker or home-wrecker?
Until recently, there would have been no doubt in our minds that Natalie Portman is wifey material. She’s a smoking hot Harvard grad who makes good money acting and has both a sense of humor and a genuine concern about sociopolitical issues. Then we heard those trife-licious rumors that our Israeli dream girl is the reason Sean Penn and his wife Robin Wright are getting divorced with two kids in the balance. Deep thinkers that we are here at Complex, we had to sit and reevaluate Natty P on some scholarly shit. Check out the evidence, then help us decide if she gets the ring or the fling…
WIFEY?
• Two wifey musts: She’ll shave if role playing calls for it, and she’s got that good skull.
TRIFEY?
• When we watched young Natalie looking for love with older men in The Professional and Beautiful Girls we were secretly turned on figured that was superb child acting. Now that the 27-year-old minx has allegedly broken up 48-year-old Penn’s marriage, it appears those “performances” may have their roots in real daddy issues. We’d give her a “timeout” and a stern talking to if we didn’t think she’d love it.
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BobalouG May 11, 2009 at 10:43 pm
No doubt about this one, wifey for sure.
sparky May 12, 2009 at 1:18 am
I don’t care how much weed she smokes (after all, she can afford it), wifey!
MyCockWillSplitNatalieWideOpen May 12, 2009 at 2:25 pm
its obvious that the following commenters:
youaintjack
Dread Fred
cb
are simple troglodytes and have never been with a woman. Even women find Natalie’s fully erect nipples exciting.
youaintjack May 12, 2009 at 11:39 am
shes annoying
Dread Fred May 12, 2009 at 12:08 pm
youaintjack said it right: she’s annoying. Besides that comment not even that good looking, NeXt
cb May 12, 2009 at 1:26 pm
natalie is ANNOYING and obviously tries to ‘portray a good girl image’ when in reality she’s just like any other skank in hollywood..
suckit May 14, 2009 at 3:17 am
Wifey! She’s the girl next door. Smart and sexy as hell.
R.O. May 19, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Portman wants daddy. She wants daddy but she really don’t want daddy. She doesn’t want God our Father. She wants daddy lite meaning lame Harvard diplomas, cash, and Sean Penn. She got all that, but will it be enough? No.