Ray J’s Dilemma: Tila Tequila vs. Cocktail
Ladies Love Cool Ray. We thought Ray J had found love after searching through all the contestants on his VH1 reality show For the Love of Ray J, but now he seems to be back in the middle of some woman worries. Only a few weeks after he picked Cocktail to be his wifey, fellow reality show star Tila Tequila came out of hiding to announce, via YouTube, that she’s the one Ray J found love with. Of course, this didn’t sit too well with Cocktail, who put out a response video (watch ’em both below).
This got us thinking: which girl would be a better match for our boy Ray? Who would really be able to make him happy? To answer that question, we broke down a couple Pros and Cons for each potential pick to help decide who should be the future Mrs. Norwood. Or at least the girl he takes out on his rented yacht. Keep reading and vote on who think Ray J should pick…
COCKTAIL (real name: Joanna Hernandez)
PROS:
• Shawty is a pleaser. As we saw throughout the entire season for For the Love of Ray J, Cocktail will do whatever it takes to please her man. Whatever you’re into, she’ll pretend to be into: basketball, hot oil massages, making her ass clap in the shower. Whatever he wants, he’ll get.
• Good brain. You may have thought she was an airhead on TV, but homegirl’s actually got a degree in Social Work from Sacramento State University.
• She’s easy to please. We know it’s the little things that make the biggest impression, but Cocktail doesn’t need much to be happy. According to her, “she doesn’t take the simple things in life for granted and appreciates what I have and who I have in my life everyday.” Which could also read, “I’ll be happy with a meal from Red Lobster with an extra side of cheddar biscuits!” Our kind of girl.
• She Looks Great in a Bikini. Well, yeah, she does.
CONS
• She’s a snitch. Although she was snitching on the other girls in the house, Cocktail’s constant sleuthing and tattle-tailing got a little annoying towards the end of the show.
• So Emotional. Cocktail has confessed that she’s a “hopeless romantic” and that she wears her heart on her sleeve. At first that can be cute, but after a while can grow to be a little grating. And with the way Ray J lives his life (two at the same time), we can definitely see that little heart of hers getting broken.
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TILA TEQUILA (real name: Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen)
PROS
• She gets it on her own While on the show, Ray J stressed that he wanted to find a girl who wasn’t with him just to eat off his money and fame. Well, according to her Wikipedia page, Tila is an American internet celebrity, television host, author, model, entertainer, actress, and singer songwriter! So she definitely won’t have her hand in Ray’s pockets. Unless she’s giving him a handjob, with her hand.
• She’s down to experiment. Tila revealed that she got her nickname after she experimented with Mexican spirit when she was 13. Lets not forget that she’s bisexual. She’ll be able to play out any and every sexual fantasy Ray J can conjure up that he didn’t already do while filming For the Love of Ray J.
• Float your boat. In the off chance that the two of them are capsized at sea, Ray J can get his Jack Dawson on and use Tila’s buoyant (fake) breasts to stay alive.
• Power Couple. If they two of them were get together, they could be the reality TV version of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! Aight, that’s a stretch. But imagine the show they would make if they were together? “For the Love of One Shot with Tila Tequila”! That’s money in the bank.
CONS
• Facial Features: She looks like the love child of the Predator and Cameron Diaz.
• Sticky Icky. Maybe it was due to the fact that everytime we saw her on TV, she was in a pool or having liquor licked off of her, but we get the feeling that she 1) smells like Astro Glide and 2) would stick to us like fly paper if we were to touch her.
• Almost Famous. Tila thinks she’s kind of a big deal. She doesn’t seem like the kind of girl that would play on any team except her own.
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Alex May 7, 2009 at 3:47 pm
I used to fuck around with cocktail, that was some goood pussy!
SilverMyst July 30, 2009 at 1:44 am
Oh please. It probably doesn’t go as far as jerking off to her photo on the net. Seriously, grow up.
D-chi May 7, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Cocktail’s no saint, but Tila’s kinda nasty. Make that very nasty. And maybe, on some crazy level, Cocktail deserves better.
Tysonz May 7, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Tila is wack compared to Cocktail. Cocktail < Danger tho. Complex whats good with a photoshoot with her, lol
Cecily May 8, 2009 at 12:44 am
Im sure you did mess around with Cocktail, Alex. Yeah right
missy May 8, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Cocktail is way better for ray j, but ray j isn’t good enough for cocktail. He is a playa prob a cheater and just because he is famous, doesn’t mean he is good. I think he is busted and cocktail needs HER own show. A sip of cocktail!
mark May 9, 2009 at 9:41 am
yah yah im with u 100%
james May 11, 2009 at 4:58 am
co-signed
blue June 15, 2009 at 1:52 pm
I think Tila is nasty. why would anyone want to be next to her is beyond me. Cocktail is a way better choice for Ray J.
sandy May 9, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Bullsh*t they belong together, ya’ll are just being lame! who cares who he chooses and obviously by his twitter account..it ain’t coctail! lick it up, he’s with tila!
Reyna May 11, 2009 at 11:23 am
Cocktail is way better than Tila. Tila is totally nasty looking. Cocktail is a very pretty girl has a nice personality. So what if she snitched on the other girls. Obviously they were not serious to try and get to know RayJ and Cocktail was. You go Cocktail.
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Chris May 11, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Are ya’ll fucking dumb? Tila’s a mutha fucking hoe. Cocktail is way more classy than that bitch.
babcock May 12, 2009 at 1:56 am
Its obvious both are camera whores who just wanna be seen and be famous, that being said cocktail is way finer than tequilas crooked nippled, midget ass. Since Ray J is as sleezy as they come tequila is the girl for him.
neitheroneyo May 18, 2009 at 6:31 pm
It’s pretty apparant that BOTH girls are trashy, but at least Tila’s got cassshh. I mean, this other bitch is obvious that she is just looking for money or a way to be famous. Come On Now…
Alex C. May 18, 2009 at 8:48 pm
That bitch cocktail is a ho me and her are from the same city and that bitch is a gold digger!!!! rayj should had never pick that bitch he should pick unique or even that physco bitch danger. the realationship is not gone to last cause everybody knows none of these reality show relationship do!!! i think him and tila would make a cute couple she’s got her own and doesn’t have to live off ray and use what lil celebrity he has to try and get her own like that bitch cocktail!!!
Rebecca May 19, 2009 at 2:31 am
first off tila is a low life that ain’t shit Tila got what she desevered and that was to be hurt she did it to people that was on her show and that bitch done had sex with everybody in that damn house so so yeah you all can keep your damn mouths shut about cocktail.she didn’t do shit to have you guys so any thing about her.you guys need to look at your self so keep your mouth shut and worry about your self
Rebecca May 19, 2009 at 2:44 am
and first off why and the hell would any celebrity go on air to find love if you want to find love let it come to you not you go to it any celebrity that does that shit is dumb as hell so grow the fuck up and look around you and act your age and not your IQ
Desirez May 22, 2009 at 1:53 pm
i think that TT should just back off because she is so ugly and her head is HUGE!!!!!! So she just need to go find her a girl. A sluty one because that is what she like and stop trying to mess up other peoples love life just because she does not havve one…
bookoo May 22, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Tila is one nasty ho. Coctail fine, but Ray J got a problem stickin his lil dick in some nasty hoes. Ray J should stick wit Danger crazy ass hah
fudgetila May 22, 2009 at 10:49 pm
i can’t stand tila her a$$ is nasty!
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jasmine watson May 27, 2009 at 2:33 pm
well real i think that ray should pick coctail cause he is very happy with her and she is pretty also and they would make a very cute couple together.
Davis D June 2, 2009 at 4:34 pm
ewewew, who likes ugly Asia girls(except white dudes)gross..
tink June 3, 2009 at 10:55 pm
well i feel like tila is trying to start trouble, i mean come on now she dont know if she wants a man or a woman, if he is looking for real love he should stick with cocktail. tila is so ugly, her head doesnt even match her body. i think ray j wants to play around, and be a player, and if that is the case be with tila, shes into freaky stuff like he likes. she claims he has beenher boyfriend for a while, ok and if thats the case why did he have the show, and why did she have a show,he was just recently on the radio saying that him and cocktail were together. get it together ray j and grow up already