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Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest California Women
If you follow beauty pageants as closely as we do—which is not at all unless you’re waiting for a disgraced contestant to pop up in a lesbian sex tape—then you were a bit surprised to hear about all the hubbub surrounding Carrie Prejean, California’s entrant in the Miss USA pageant. First there was the gay-marriage double flap, then the fake twos that were paid for by the pageant organization, now then the topless shots (relatively SFW—especially if you work here, where NSFW only applies to fireworks and ketamine).
The thing is, we’re unmoved. You know why? Because California has such a surfeit of crazy hot (and in some cases, crazy and hot) that things like this are just a distraction from the real thing. So click on for the left side’s best sides…
#9. Katharine McPhee
Claim to Fame: American Idol runner-up and owner of a deceptively prominent onion. Dip dip dy, you’re makin’ us cry, word to Plug Three (and we would if we could!).
KEEP CLICKING NEXT TO SEE MORE CALIFORNIA HOTTIES!
Sickamore May 6, 2009 at 5:41 pm
turn 4-3-2-1 into 1-2-3-4… then we have a list
e-burn May 6, 2009 at 6:12 pm
MARISSA MILLER!!!!!!!!!
DarrylStrawberry May 6, 2009 at 7:19 pm
yo #5 is so gross. like ewwww..
CR-T156 May 6, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Yeah. Marissa Miller. I mean, are you kidding me? She is what California would look like if it took shape in the form of a women.
DarrylStrawberry May 6, 2009 at 7:21 pm
complex.. your list is wack. is you gay?
Bandit May 6, 2009 at 8:15 pm
The list Is a lIttle Wck ,,Good Intentions tho,
Dennis f. May 6, 2009 at 9:56 pm
ya wow #5 and that picture.. eghk.. what about that bitch from girlicious
hobz May 7, 2009 at 1:05 am
get rid of the dumb niggers, then you’d have a list.
The Devil May 7, 2009 at 1:14 am
Damn, 1 list that isn’t dominated by White girls with blonde hair and motherfuckers can’t take it.
You shoulda put Meagan Goode at no.1 though.
Marissa Miller looks like Kurt Russell in the face.
Giggity Giggity May 7, 2009 at 11:03 pm
california ftw
Ernst Blofeld May 8, 2009 at 12:15 pm
What is Kim Kardashian doing on this list? Lacie Heart is way hotter and she was born and raised in California.
deez nutz May 8, 2009 at 12:33 pm
lauren london is the prettiest girl on the planet……prove me wrong if you dont agree……thats what i thought.
Davis D May 20, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Angelina Jolie gross….
dee May 21, 2009 at 2:11 am
Sasha fuckin Grey is number 1 PERIOD
Lowedwn May 21, 2009 at 11:05 am
Man bump that, this list is ON POINT. I’d take off Angeina Jolie though and throw on Jessica Biel. Plus, Lauren London AND Eva Angelina, Good Gawd, y’all did it right.
B. Regular May 21, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Agreed! Lauren London is BADD! Not to be an ass but I am waiting on the naked photos of her to surface. I know she is a cool chick and mad smart but no female celeb seems to be able to resist a sultry, x-rated moment infront of the camera. She may be the exception to the rule (and I applaud that if she is) but for my enjoyment… I hope she isn’t.
OG Original Gangsta from Los Angeles May 21, 2009 at 6:29 pm
8-6 & 4-1 could get it ALL DAY!!!!
SlimWithTheTiltedGrin May 29, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Jessica Alba is fucking beautiful.
Anders January 25, 2010 at 11:38 am
Everyone on this list is beautiful!