Super Two’s Day: Heidi Montag

It’s been a big week for Heidi Montag: The 22-year-old star of The Hills got married (for real this time) to Spencer Pratt on Saturday; her new EP—Wherever I Am—drops today; and the Speidi sex tape finally leaks this Friday. OK, we made up the last one…but you know the shit is coming, right? It’s only a matter of time…

It wasn’t too long ago that Heidi was the fresh-faced, down-to-earth chick on The Hills, but boy have times changed. Like one of those crystal-meth before/after pictures, Heidi-then and Heidi-now is like a cautionary tale on what can become of impressionable young women in Hollywood. Through it all—the horrible music, the pinhead husband, the porn titties—one thing has never changed: We’d still beat. And on that note, to celebrate her best week ever, we salute Heidi Montag’ best breast moments…

#5: FAUX-BAYWATCH PHOTOSHOOT, 2008


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