Wifey or Trifey: Audrina Patridge

Apparently there’s some sort of college basketball contest going on this evening, but since real men watch whatever the fuck they wanna watch on TV, we’re gonna be tuning in to MTV for the premiere of the fifth season of The Hills.

That’s right, the now three-year-old reality schlock-u-drama has officially graduated from guilty pleasure to full-tilt anthropological fascination for us: Where else can we examine such an incredible collection of trifeys in their native element? This season we’ll be focusing our attention on Audrina Patridge, the brunette BFF-usurper who’ll be leaving after this installment to start her own show. Who knows, we might even wife her. Check out the evidence below and vote in this edition of our weekly Wifey/Trifey Showdown.

WIFEY?
• Say what you will, AP is a real go-getter. Last year, at the height of The Hills pre-buzz, she leaked a gallery of nude pictures she’d taken a few years before, simultaneously scooping the web-arazzi and overshadowing her castmates. Sure, having a bunch of nude flicks of your main chick floating around the Internet isn’t exactly ideal, but in this economy, you’ve got to admire a woman who makes bold career moves.

TRIFEY?
• Well, you see the thing about those nude pics is that they were taken just after Audrina graduated from high school, in the hopes she’d attract interest from Playboy. So her first move after high school was to do a nude pictorial on spec. We’ll just let that one sink in with you for a moment…

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