Wifey or Trifey: Jessica Biel
Keep holding your breath, America: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are not engaged! JT addressed the rumors that we were completely unaware of on Oprah Friday–but that didn’t stop JB from, uh, going diamond shopping (we can pass along secondhand news as well as anyone, thun!). Presumptuous or not, it raises the inevitable question: is Biel a wifey or a trifey? Check out reasoning below, then vote for yourself…
WIFEY: She’s Turned On Her Heartlight
As co-founder with her father of the Make the Difference Network, she tries to connect small charity organization with donors–because everyone deserves a chance. We agree, but she just won’t answer our e-mails.
TRIFEY: …And Her High Beams
One too many wet-clothes Roles for our comfort. Not that we don’t enjoy watching them, we just don’t know if we’d be so down with the Nippledemus & Pliers act if we were her man. Diddly-whoa-oh-ohhhh!
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DarylStrawberry March 30, 2009 at 8:43 pm
the ass done did it
modi March 31, 2009 at 12:35 pm
the baddest female (of the caucasian persuasion) in the industry apart from scarlett johannson.
Bob March 31, 2009 at 3:57 pm
She has so much more substance than other chicks. Plus, can you imagine how beautiful the kids they have will be?? I’m not gay or anything, but JT is a good looking guy, and she is slamming hot, so the kids will be gorgeous. Good for them. I just hope she bounces back from the eventual birth the way Salma Hayek did. It would be a shame to lose her body to the rigors of childbirth.
Benson April 17, 2009 at 1:05 am
She looks like a tranny, and has little to no talent. Why do you think this ho has substance?