A History Of Shaq’s Greatest Emasculations
SHAQ PULLS UP CHRIS BOSH’S SKIRT
SHAQ-MASCULATION RATING:
• After Shaq went off on his Chris Bosh’s Raptors for 45 points, the star Toronto forward complained that the refs weren’t calling three-second lane violations on the Big Shaq-tus. In response, O’Neal pulled out a rule book and got all intellectual and Shaq-ademic on Bosh’s ass, saying, “Those are strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men.” Likened to the world’s most famous tranny, Bosh then tucked his tail and ran away. At least we think that was his tail.
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KO March 6, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Shaq and the reporter are good friends. That was pretty typical of them.
ed March 7, 2009 at 8:48 pm
you can’t emasculate Ron Van Gundy Jeremy. Are you serious? Ron Jeremy is two feet shorter and six inches longer. I’d get all paranoid and overreact if I was shaq too.
Dale Brown March 8, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Outside of Ali, has there ever been a better sports personality? May Big Cactus’ impending retirement bring about Kazaam II.