Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Armenian Women

Sure, Kim Kardashian gets a bad rap from haters and ugly women. But if you thought our once and future cover girl (spoiler alert!) was done, think again: Sunday marks the premiere of the third season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Yes, the third. So before you TiVo the callipygian cavalcade (SAT class alert!), take a look at what else Princess Kim’s homeland has to offer. We wouldn’t mind putting the “men” in “Armenian,” yadidameeeeean…wait, is that a pauseworthy statement? So hard to tell nowadays. Pause. Click on for the 9 hottest Armenian Women…

9. ALICE PANIKIAN
Claim to Fame: Miss Canada 2006. Don’t blame us, we voted for Melyssa Ford.

8. TAYLOR RAIN
Claim to Fame: Adult film star! Or, in the words of someone here, she’s a “brunet” with a “cavernous bunghole.” You, sir, have the soul of a poet.

7. TULIP JOSHI
Claim to Fame: Bollywood actress with a resume that includes Dhokha and Matrubhoomi. We’d love to catch Dokha…no Matrubhoomi.

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