Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Armenian Women

Sure, Kim Kardashian gets a bad rap from haters and ugly women. But if you thought our once and future cover girl (spoiler alert!) was done, think again: Sunday marks the premiere of the third season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Yes, the third. So before you TiVo the callipygian cavalcade (SAT class alert!), take a look at what else Princess Kim’s homeland has to offer. We wouldn’t mind putting the “men” in “Armenian,” yadidameeeeean…wait, is that a pauseworthy statement? So hard to tell nowadays. Pause. Click on for the 9 hottest Armenian Women…

9. ALICE PANIKIAN
Claim to Fame: Miss Canada 2006. Don’t blame us, we voted for Melyssa Ford.

8. TAYLOR RAIN
Claim to Fame: Adult film star! Or, in the words of someone here, she’s a “brunet” with a “cavernous bunghole.” You, sir, have the soul of a poet.

7. TULIP JOSHI
Claim to Fame: Bollywood actress with a resume that includes Dhokha and Matrubhoomi. We’d love to catch Dokha…no Matrubhoomi.
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MikeRayB March 4, 2009 at 4:14 pm
WHERE IS LAUREN LONDON!!!! lol
B.Dot March 4, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Yuuup, got this right with #1. I did not even realize her sister is tough like that.
chaka March 4, 2009 at 9:04 pm
lmao ive been calling gurls callipygan all month, then i see this and it just made my day
armen March 5, 2009 at 3:31 am
armenian people suck!..those who live in LA know what i’m talkin’ about….
P March 5, 2009 at 3:53 pm
yo these girls are definitely not that amzing. Kim is the only one! come on
Mike October 10, 2009 at 3:04 am
I was married to a hot Armenian girl for 2 years what a fucked up psycho bitch of a daddy’s girl.