Wifey Or Trifey: Shakira

Shakira is uncut Colombian dope.

¡Feliz cumpleaños, Shakira! The Colombian singer, who turns 32 today, has been working on her next album. Shots recently surfaced on the Internet of her in the studio with the Neptunes’ Pharrell Williams. Shots also appeared on our desktop of Shakira’s semi-nude hips gyrating. Soon after, shots also appeared on the inside of our trousers.

Though her music is hit or miss for us, we absolutely want to hit the Colombiana of Italian, Spanish and Lebanese descent. But there are some things about her that make us think we might just want to hit and quit. So, Complex decided to give Shakira the best gift she’ll get today'the privilege of possibly being rated official wifey material on our fine site. Check out the arguments for wife and trife status and cast your vote to determine her eternal fate!


WIFEY?
With a reported IQ of 140, Shakira has brains to match her buns. She’s a native Spanish speaker, is fluent in English, Portuguese and Italian and also speaks a little Arabic. Plus she enjoys reading about the history and culture of the places she travels to. It’s always nice to know that your junk will never be the smartest thing to come out of her mouth.

TRIFEY?
Her discography includes Oral Fixation, Vol. 1, Oral Fixation, Vol. 2 and live recordings from her Oral Fixation Tour. Chances are you’re the only person left on Earth who hasn’t experienced her oral.

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