Wifey or Trifey: Fergie

WIFEY?
Typically, hanging out with rappers is a strong indicator of trifeyness. But the Black Eyed Peas are rappers in the same way that tomatoes are fruit (that is, only technically speaking). Throw in the fact that they’re the kind of “rappers” your grandmother does her morning calisthenics to and the association actually becomes a plus.

TRIFEY?
Another quick litmus test: if she refers to drinking/smoking/snorting as getting “retarded,” that’s a trifey.





swine January 12, 2009 at 8:37 pm
the peeing in the pants was the decider
geico lizard January 14, 2009 at 6:57 pm
I voted trifey. Pissing in a cup or in the woods thats cool but dont piss on yourself where i have to smell it. I wish they hadnt cancelled las vegas i like that show but im sure josh would have left to go do movies full time.
brianSWE January 15, 2009 at 5:09 am
Pissing in a cup is cool?
GetFighted January 15, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Fergie could get it, just not in MY bed. I know a squirter when I see one, and she aint messing up my sheets…