Wifey or Trifey: Fergie

WIFEY?
Conventional wisdom holds that flirting with bisexuality is trifey behavior (Fergie’s copped to “lesbian experiences” in her past), but that’s only true for civilian girls hooking up with their buddies after drinking a few too many Zimas. When you’re talking celebrities and the chick in question is, say, Carmen Electra, then that’s just something to be discussed in the pre-nup (as in “I won’t sell the photos I take of you and your friends in bed, but I definitely get to keep ‘em if we split up”).

TRIFEY?
Fergie’s called crystal meth “the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with” and with crank relapse rates in the 90s, that’s an ex you might have to deal with at some point again. The worst part of being married to a meth addict? It’s not when they sell your shoes to feed their habit and it’s definitely not the obsessive cleaning. It’s when they come home from work and tell you about thisannoyingnewreceptionistohmygodshewasbuggingthehelloutofmethenabout10oclockIgotapapercutboythatsuckedanddidImentionIhaven’thadaproperbowelmovementintwoweeks…