Super Two’s Day: Extreme Makeover Edition

For the past few months, we’ve been taking a bit of time on the second day of each week to regale you with tales (and pictures) of breasts. They are often bountiful, sometimes enhanced, sometimes even classy, but always believable. Well, to hell with all that. It’s almost New Year’s, which means that the end of the holiday season is upon us and it’s time for some serious decadence. Overindulgence of the optical (and mammary) variety. To that end, we’d like to present Sheyla Hershey…

This youngish lady got a bit of press this year when she won the Brazilian equivalent of a Guinness World Record for Largest Breast Implants; they were FFF cups, with a full liter of silicone in each bag of fun, but she claimed to want to go even bigger. Too bad, said her adopted state of Texas. “We’ve got laws against that sort of thing.” But not all places are like Texas, which is how she was able to top off her tank(s) to the tune of a KKK cup. (We prefer to think of that as an M cup so as to avoid associating breasts with racism, but whatever.)

Anyway, to quote from her website, “Sheyla takes her craft seriously in that she has had over 18 plastic surgeries, mostly to her breast, but also her nose, lips and buttocks.” Take her craft seriously she does indeed. We applaud you, Sheyla Hershey, for your treats truly are fun size. Let’s immortalize them now, before New Year’s comes along'if we’re too late, those balls might drop!

Click on for many more pictures that demonstrate Sheyla’s inability to drown…