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Wifey Or Trifey: Whitney Port3:52 pm | Monday, December 29th, 2008

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WIFEY?
Whitney Port is a career woman. She interned at People’s Revolution (what up!) and will be kicking off the new show with fashion super cougar Dianne Von Furstenberg. Who knows if the girl has these jobs because of talent or because of the show, but if she’s putting steaks on the table and beers in the fridge, we’re cool to tuck in the shirt at dinner and pretend to listen while the cameras are rolling.

portnothot.jpgTRIFEY?
She’s not that hot. Dating someone who can get you in to fancy restaurants and free drinks is dope, but the novelty of nutting on her is going to wear off eventually if that’s all she’s bringing to the table. And if that’s the case for us, it’s probably been the case for several other dudes. Trifey? You decide.

Is Whitney Port a Wifey or Trifey?

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4 Comments | Get your avatar here

    • conradfernandez December 30, 2008 at 4:54 am

      My Wifeeey

      http://www.chuckcosby.wordpress.com

    • GetFighted December 30, 2008 at 10:12 am

      Ms. Wamp-wamp. She’s mediocre, at best. “..but the novelty of nutting on her is going to wear off eventually” Werd to Obama!

    • jgand December 31, 2008 at 3:08 pm

      The Hills and the City are hot now, they have models, girls wearing sexy lingerie and high heels what’s not to like. The kids love it.

    • Leslie February 20, 2009 at 2:03 pm

      I heard they are well known for using a Sex Toys when they get lonely. Everyone loves the show. They get paid big bucks.

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