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Wifey Or Trifey: Whitney Port

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WIFEY?
The girl might have her fair share of catty/surprised/gossip mongering facial expressions, but the one thing she doesn’t have is tears. Miss Port has never cried over a boy, a bitchy friend, or getting slapped in the face, ever, on The Hills. And that, friends, is some wife material.

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TRIFEY?
Note to dudes: you can probably hook up with your girlfriend’s friends. They know all about you and if they even hint at being slightly trife, you can rest assured that a glass of wine will have them in your bed while the queen is away. Whitney is no different than the rest, as shown in this Hills clip where she admits to having hooked up with Lauren’s ex in Vegas.

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December 29, 2008 | Permalink
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4 Comments | Get your avatar here

    • conradfernandez December 30, 2008 at 4:54 am

      My Wifeeey

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    • GetFighted December 30, 2008 at 10:12 am

      Ms. Wamp-wamp. She’s mediocre, at best. “..but the novelty of nutting on her is going to wear off eventually” Werd to Obama!

    • jgand December 31, 2008 at 3:08 pm

      The Hills and the City are hot now, they have models, girls wearing sexy lingerie and high heels what’s not to like. The kids love it.

    • Leslie February 20, 2009 at 2:03 pm

      I heard they are well known for using a Sex Toys when they get lonely. Everyone loves the show. They get paid big bucks.

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