Wifey Or Trifey: Whitney Port

Boring? We prefer, “STD free.”

Tonight, Whitney Port’s reality show, The City, premieres on MTV. If you don’t watch The Hills…you must live a relaxing, drama-free life. Congratulations. Go frolic outside and celebrate your freedom. But if you do watch it, then you know how hard it can be to resist the privileged and often trife-tastic women of Los Angeles who appear on the show.

When surrounded by crazy chickenheads like Audrina or Heidi, Whitney is often labeled as “the boring one,” or the “one who has her shit together a little too much to make for good reality television.” But who knows what will happen now that she has her own show (we’ve got the hot cocoa ready to go for tonight’s premiere). Complex featured Whitney in our “Women Are Complex, Too” column back in the August/September issue, so we kind of feel like this is our second date. Is Whitney suitable for being our next wifey, or is she just a straight up trifey?

Click here to see the evidence and to cast your vote!