Wifey Or Trifey: Rosario Dawson
Rosario Dawson…on a red hot rod!
This Friday, the voluptuous Rosario “they should spell her name with DDs” Dawson returns to theaters in the ambiguous new Will Smith movie, Seven Pounds. (We’d give her seven pounds'eight, if we concentrated really hard and thought about Linda Tripp.) Millions of people will watch anything the Fresh Prince is in, but she’s the reason we’ll pay to see it (especially because we still have no idea what the hell the movie is about, even after repeat viewings of the extremely vague trailer).
Rosario has been killing it since she was 15 and launched her career in the Larry Clark filth film Kids. The Puerto Rican/Cuban/African-American/Irish/Native American dime is a natural fit for multi-culti Complex (we gots the slash on smash, y’dig), so it’s about time we asked: Is she wifey or is she trifey?
Click here to see the evidence and to cast your vote!
Bmorekicks December 15, 2008 at 8:40 pm
You forgot that she tried to set up Jesus Shuttlesworth in He Got Game…she still wifey though
Peter Fallow December 16, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Straight up wifey.
Dallas December 17, 2008 at 5:46 pm
There was never any question in my mind. She gets the keys to the Lambo.
Too bad I don’t have a Lambo, or even a Pinto.