How To Make Jay Leno’s New Show Less Lame
1. HIRE PLIES TO LEAD THE BAND
Yeah, Plies is “musical” in the same way Jessica Simpson is “dramatic” (or “musical,” for that matter). But what’s funnier, Kevin Eubanks chuckling at every stupid joke Jay makes or Plies muttering “cracker” under his breath once or twice a night?
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EBOC December 10, 2008 at 12:23 pm
umm…thats not Kim Kardashian :(
gamble December 10, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Tell him not to be like Marc Ecko. Hah
gamble December 10, 2008 at 1:19 pm
or the new complex issues.
Claude Balls December 11, 2008 at 1:48 am
Fire Jay and put Dave Letterman in his place. Leno fcuking blows.
John December 11, 2008 at 3:24 pm
This is a retarded list.
Gavin September 12, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Yes!!
Yak December 11, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Ya, Leno is lame. I’ve been calling him Lamo for years. He’s a nice guy but terrible interviewer and the show is milquetoast entertainment. The only way to make his show better is to get rid of him. Unfortunately the ratings bear out keeping him. Why are the ratings so high? Same reason George Bush got elected twice; Americans are largely morons.
Street Bloggers December 11, 2008 at 3:41 pm
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King December 11, 2008 at 4:20 pm
This list FUCKING SUCKS! It’s so lame I’d rather watch a months worth of Jay Lenno than read this list again.
GoofballJones December 11, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Wow, this is really cool.
Oh hey, how many hit shows has complex.com produced? Hmm? Yeah, I thought so.
Also, try putting this “list” on ONE FRICKEN PAGE. Stop with each item getting it’s own page so you can maximize your ads…which a huge percentage of your readers don’t see anyway because they’re using Adblock.
Andanotherone December 11, 2008 at 4:32 pm
^^^
These dudes are fucking hilarious. Look for my upcoming list of things they could do to make their comments worth reading.
Ummm... December 11, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Not one remotely funny or, barring that, plausible idea. Did you really start off complaining about a tired format and not catch the irony while crapping out this list? Effort, it goes a long way.
Jess Bean December 11, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Jay Leno ROCKS! Always has and always will.
jess
http://www.privacy.de.tc
jack December 11, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Complex.com is retarded. Who got this on Digg anyways. Marc Ecko is weak.
no December 11, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Leno sucks but so does this list, and my comment, and jess’s comment.
Alice December 15, 2008 at 6:13 am
umm…thats not Kim Kardashian :(((
Alice,
http://apps.jooopa.net
lokki December 17, 2008 at 9:48 am
Wow, this is really cool.
Oh hey, how many hit shows has complex.com produced? Hmm? Yeah, I thought so.
Lokki, http://3.madbe.net
lokki December 22, 2008 at 8:58 am
Jay Leno ROCKS! Always has and always will..
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Jason January 20, 2009 at 11:15 pm
This list is stupid. Leno rocks and is much better then any of the other late night shows. It will be nice to have it on a bit earlier.