Sitcoms That Are Ripe For A Porno Remake

Man, these porno companies are so creative! It was reported today that X-Play is prepping smut-filled remakes of “The Cosby Show” and “Married With Children.” But this time, Phylicia Rashad, Lisa Bonet and Christina Applegate will be replaced with adult stars who live to get dirty.

X-Play has already found success with titles like Not The Bradys XXX given and Not Bewitched XXX, so this latest news is not a shocker. In fact, the company may be on to something. It seems like with a little tweaking in the casting and the premise of familiar sitcoms, some of our favorite shows could easily get a little more dicer and far more (cough, cough) stimulating. That being said, check out five sitcoms (as well as a bonus list of sitcoms we re-named to fit our needs), that we’d make into pornos…

KING OF QUEENS

• Starring: Audrey Bitoni
• Premise: A fat fuck with a hot wife deals with the trials and tribulations of being a fat fuck with a hot wife. Boo hoo, have some more pork rinds.
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TWO GUYS AND A GIRL…

• Starring: Bree Olsen and Tory Lane
• Premise: Post-college buddies live, learn, and London Bridge in Boston.
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GIRLFRIENDS

• Starring: Amber Easton, Lacey Duvalle, Jada Fire and Dee
• Premise: Four best friends–the neurotic, the princess, the bohemian and the around-the-way girl–have constant lesbian orgies for our voyeuristic pleasure. There’s also a cockboy they’re friends with too, but he pretty much just holds the camera and looks like a turtle.
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SEINFELD

• Starring: Ashlyn Gere
• Premise: Three neurotic New Yorkers try to be the first to shmear Ashlyn’s bagel. Serenity now!
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THE BIG BANG THEORY

• Starring: Teagan Presley
• Premise: Four nerds try to make Teagan the spunky torus in their Mobius Strip fantasies.

BONUS LIST OF PORNED SITCOMS:

• How I Meat Your Mother
• Dome Improvement
• It’s Always Sunny (Leone) in Philadelphia
• Just Shoot All Over Me
• Golden Showers Girls
• Joanie Loves Chocha
• Porkin’ Mindy
• My Wife Swallows The Kids
• CoozeRadio
• WPRK in Cincinnati
• The Dick Blonde Dykes Show
• The Nude Adventures of Old Christine
• One D At a Time
• The Porkers
• Spunky Brewster
• 3rd Cock In The Buns
• Family Splatters
• Freaks and Cheeks
• Cooch
• Shaved By the Bell
• The Pimpsons
• Pounded For Life
• Everybody Loves Reamin’
• That 70s Ho