Scarred Straight: 7 Hot Chicks With Scars

Tina Fey can slash our face anytime.

Tina Fey is hot, no matter how you cut it (or her). The 30 Rock star, who recently told Vanity Fair she got the famous scar on her left cheek at age five when a stranger slashed her face, is perfectly imperfect. Who knows what the hell that psycho was thinking when he cut up a little girl’s face, but he left her with a signature look that we’ve been wanking to appreciating for years.

Chicks dig scars, and we dig chicks with scars (provided they’re not the result of tummy tucks, facelifts or the implantation of basketball breasts). Read on for six more hot “disfigured” chicks we’d love to be cut buddies with, holmes slice.

PADMA LAKSHMI

The former model and host of Top Chef has a seven-inch scar on her right arm as a result of a car accident she was in at age 14. We’d love to pull up to her bumper, too.
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ANGELINA JOLIE

When she was a kid, she used to cut herself because, “You’re young, you’re crazy, you’re in bed and you’ve got knives. So shit happens.” Though she’s spoken out against self-mutilation, she’s also admitted to enjoying sexual knife play. Cutting edge.
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NATALIE MARTINEZ

The star of Death Race told Complex that she got the scar on her face as a young child when a rooster clawed her. Fortunately she didn’t develop a fear of cocks.
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CATHERINE ZETA-JONES

A scar at the base of her neck is the result of a childhood tracheotomy that allowed her to breathe more easily. Or maybe it was just that her teeth were getting in the way of her giving good neck.
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CHRISTINA RICCI

A self-mutilator, she gave herself a small, smile-shaped scar on her hand with a heated lighter while trying to impress her friend Gaby Hoffman, and also used to put cigarettes out on her arms. She said the pain quelled her anxiety and brought a sense of calm over her. We agree that meditation is for pussies.
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DIANE LANE

At 43, this former child star is aging like fine wine in a special curvy bottle. We’re not sure why she has a small scar by her right eye but we assume it was the result of some jealous chicks lobbing a big bucket of hate at her. Suck on those sour grapes, bitches.