Happy New Year: 2009’s Hottest Girl Calendars

WHAT: The Double X-treme Snowmobile. C’mon, you gotta have one trashy-chicks-on-vehicles calendar, right?
PRICE: $19.95
WHERE TO GET IT: The imaginatively named Snowmobile Calendars
BEST MONTH: All months could get the Iditarod, our duuuuudes.