5 Celebrity Sex Toys You Don’t Need
American people, you have spoken with your ballots, and look what it’s gotten you: a dildo modeled after president-elect Obama. What a proud moment for us all! it’s not the first time a politician–or any public figure, for that matter–has gotten their likeness jacked (no pun intended) for a sex toy.
Hell, 50 Cent used to talk about releasing a dildo of his own, but this is a whole other situation; someone’s getting the shaft here, that’s for sure. Click on for 5 shameful instances of (mostly unauthorized) celeb-themed adult novelties…
HEAD O STATE OBAMA DILDO
Is it racist or just stupid? So hard to say these days.
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MADONNA CONDOMS
In 1979, the sinewy tarantula formerly known as Madonna was a young and attracitve singer who posed for some ill-advised nude shots by photographer Martin Schreiber. In 2001, Schreiber licensed them jernts to a condom company, who promptly felt the legal heat from Madonna’s team of voguing quasi-Hindu Kabbalah ninjas. Take a lesson from Guy Ritchie and think twice before you let her get that close to your junk.
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J-HO AND SARAH JESSICA PORKHER BLOWUP DOLLS
Not to be confused with other thinly-veiled ripoffs like “Lindsay Fully Loaded” and “Dirty Christina.” You stay classy, Pipedreams!
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DAVE STEWART’S LIMITED-EDITION VIBRATORS
No, not the relief pitcher'the weird silent dude from Eurythmics. Yeah, he and some “adult boutique” decided the world needed $2,000 vibrators with his lyrics etched on them. Look, all we’re saying is If we’re paying two large for a sex toy, it better have a heartbeat.
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CELEBRITYBUTTPLUGS.COM (R.I.P.)
All we’re gonna do here is quote the sales pitch. Kind tells you all you need to know about the company behind “George Dubya Tush”:
People say DUBYA’s got his head up his butt, now you can find out what it’s like to have it up yours! 5 1/4″ high and 3″ from ear to ear (flared for ultimate anal amusement) GEORGE DUBYA TUSH will have you standing at attention and saluting the flag while he roots around for that pesky WMD (Wildly Messy Defecation)! Available in a variety of colors.
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Rebecca W November 19, 2008 at 12:20 pm
You left out this one:
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Groan.. if you really want to see what these ‘love dolls’ look like go here to see what these so called sex toys look like http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/inventions/sex-dolls/
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